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Stamets@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish ·
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Mysteries of the Universe

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Mysteries of the Universe

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  • 👍Maximum Derek👍@discuss.tchncs.de
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    The only time I’ve gotten banned was for saying we should eat the rich. I didn’t even include my recipe for slow cooked billionaire ribs.

    • Annoyed_🦀 @lemmy.zip
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      No thanks, i wouldn’t wanna get infected with prion or whatever disease that inhibit their moral compass

      • rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        The disease is ‘too much money’ syndrome. It warps reality

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          They call it “affluenza”

    • doug@lemmy.today
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      EAT THE RICH flavored foods.

    • Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      Its more work than its worth to get usable meat off those disgusting creatures.

    • SmokedBillionaire@sh.itjust.works
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      Oh I’ve got recipes.

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    My fav is still probably “confusingly uncivil”

    • Stamets@lemmy.worldOP
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      You need to warn a motherfucker first. My sleep-addled brain, combined with the catastrophically low blood sugar, had me believing that that was somehow my own modlog. That I had just missed a fuckload of things being removed for all of those reasons and was a mixture of confused as to how I mixed it and horrified that I had so much removed I never knew about

      Confusingly Uncivil is definitely… something.

      This is my crowning achievement.

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      • surewhynotlem@lemmy.world
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        If you had told them to suck just the bottom half of your cock, that would’ve been socially acceptable.

        • gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works
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          Or even just the tip, just to see how it feels

    • Mac@mander.xyz
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      Any mods around so i can get an entry with a funny message? 🥺🙏

      • JaymesRS@literature.cafe
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        I can temp ban you from !books@lemmy.world if you really want.

        • TheDoozer@lemmy.world
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          immediately posts to !yepowertrippinbastards@lemmy.dbzer0.com

      • grue@lemmy.world
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        https://lemmy.world/modlog/3902

        • Maven (famous)@lemmy.zip
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          I like how the unban expires in 22 hours.

          • grue@lemmy.world
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            Yeah, I’m not sure what happened there. I’ll have to check to make sure it didn’t actually re-ban him tomorrow.

        • Mac@mander.xyz
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          That, uh 👀 must have been someone else…

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      Is there a context for “sociopath”? like, would a person that actually had that mental condition be disallowed from commenting, or was it saying that you had called someone else a sociopath and that isnt allowed?

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        You can view their removed comments in the modlog. I’m not licensed in psychology but I would think that to be an accurate diagnosis. I wouldn’t want to see this instability, hostility, and lack of candor in my forums.

        • Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works
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          OK, the bottom one is pretty funny.

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            Yeah, I usually consider comments like these to be hot takes for the lols and not serious.
            That being said, i wouldn’t say they’re appropriate.

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              There are no children here, only reasonable adults (or at least adults I can expect reason from, and a lack in that area is their developmental and moral failure). 🤷

              I should be able to have a laugh amongst other reasonable folks, at least here. Where else am I supposed to hide from the dumbs?

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                what leads you to believe there are no children here?

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      “confusingly uncivil” makes me think that mods should just have an “egg on face” button, for things that don’t deserve actual action but they still want to shame

      “this user has eggs on their face”

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      Honestly surprised I don’t have more bans. I guess I should try harder.

    • KombatWombat@lemmy.world
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      Based.

  • Sundray@lemmus.org
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    “Today we’re going to make plutonium out of common household objects.” [Banned from community]

    • 👍Maximum Derek👍@discuss.tchncs.de
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      Surely the Zarkonians will save us.

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      Common household objects, like reactor grade uranium, of course.

    • thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org
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      i only watch Secrets of the Universe because Stanley Spadowski’s Clubhouse is on right afterwards!

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    Racist against the mycelial network, eh Lt.?

    • Stamets@lemmy.worldOP
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      Goddam jahSepp.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    The weirdest one for me was getting blasted one day with HUNDREDS of notifications and it was some random dude who made his own instance that I never even saw before, pre-emptively banning me (and a bunch of other users from various origins on Lemmy) from every single community on the instance for “warmongering advocate of violence.”

    I guess someone was a bit sensitive about my stance on punching nazis in the face.

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      punching Nazis in the face is a god damn american tradition!

      I’d fuckin do it without hesitation.

    • prettybunnys@piefed.social
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      what’s funny is I bet this was that link guy, not linkerbaan but the other Zelda themed Link guy.

      I remember it happening to me, he was just a real right wing tankie guy who spammed content to overtake feeds and banned any dissenting opinions / comments

      linkschestsound.wav or smth

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    If it was lemmy dot ml, then you likely criticized Xi Jinping, and apparently Xi Jinping is equal to all Chinese people.

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    If I’m not mistaken, I’m banned from You Should Know@lemmy.world. No clue why, don’t even remember posting there. Feels nostalgic, getting banned from random subreddits.

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      I am also banned from somewhere, have no clue why

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    Clearly you were not “Rascist” in the right way 🙃

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    Sit in the court and be they own star witness, do you see the perpetrator? Yeah, I’m right here.

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