I… I WAS KIDDING!

I would say you have no idea how weird it is having people act like you’re famous just because you have a large meme collection but I’m fairly sure I’ve told you and why you said that, you ass

Good because I have a video of you watching The Joe Rogan podcast and verbally agreeing after sustained laughter. You will pay me $416 immediately. No that number isn’t specific for any reason. Send soon or I send the video to your family and post to /c/holup. My linktree and Kofi is in my bio. Chop chop.

And that he did.

And do you know what? In payment for that, I’ma out you as one of the only people on Lemmy who has my phone number.

Get one or steal one! I NEED THE PEEN

None of you people are funny and I hate you

Should Lemmy support karma requirements

No, absolutely not, they can fuck right off. I hate that shit on reddit and I’ll completely stop posting to any community/instance that implements it on the fediverse. It’s completely disheartening to new users for them to find out that they can only interact after they’ve made posts elsewhere. Then they go there and those people have that too.

I try my best <3

I just made it while on hold begging for money to not be homeless

That’s about 9 days worth of notifications for me.

By god! You’ve done it!

Zero so far. Am sad.

Edit: Still zero. You people are awful.

Edit: To the person who sent me a picture of spotted dick pudding, this is all I have to say.

Too bad. We’re here, we’re queer, show me your

COCK

I will report it to the shitpost police

Enjoy

Hey I can always record you something specific if you want lol

Edit: Too late

I’m glad my dulcet tones can stalk your nightmares for years to come, buddy <3

Oh you misunderstand, my favorite fellow Canadian. He’s using the force to stay in position to breathe it in more deeply. The Dark Side…

Nor I, dearest user… nor I…

Oh god. The day has arrived.

Here you go.