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      Lol, you don’t have to be celebate to be willfully childless. I have plenty of friends that got the snip/knit before having a kid because they don’t want one. And they are some of the sluttiest motherfuckers I know (and they’d take that as the compliment it was).

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        The snip was the best money I ever spent. I wear condoms because I don’t want a disease, but one thing I ain’t worried about is getting someone pregnant.

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    Oh, cool! As a willfully childless person (even though I live with my partner and we have the necessary bits to try for children), I finally get to be one of the cool groups being ostracized by these stupid religious nuts. Hey Queer people! We get to hang out! Let’s party!

    (I’ve been watching porn the whole time. Just let me have my moment feeling special.)

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    Sorry chuds that’s not going to cure your incel problem. You can’t suddenly make people produce future generations by banning what you don’t like.

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    support policies that promote childbearing.

    …like making abortion legal in all 50 states again? Like comprehensive sex education in schools? Like treating women as people and not property?

    The most effective way for the Southern Baptists to promote childbearing would be for them to stay the fuck out of politics!

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    I’ve never know a happy Southern Baptist. I’m not interested in being as miserable as them.

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      The Southern Baptist only exist because the other Baptists were against slavery. Fuck every single one of them.

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    Willful childlessness is such a hilarious concept. I’m rollin’ around here.

    What are they gonna do? Check if you’re having unprotected sex sufficiently? Check how many miscarriages you’ve had? HAHAHAHAh. Fuckin’ donkeys.

    edit: Small gubment.

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      Oh. I guess I read that wrong as “willful childishness” and thought they were just being kind of petty at the end.

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        Story time - When I was a kid you had to get condoms through a family planning clinic or by crossing a border and many chose the latter. It was gone by the time I became old enough for it to be an issue for me.

        Thankfully I live in the same country where there would immediately be government ending riots if there was any attempt to ban any form of birth control. Hell, the cops wouldn’t even stop the riots, they’d probably join in.

        I hadn’t considered that though in fairness. It’s just such a crazy notion.

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        You mean, pay for my therapy, fix my broken personality, and force me to touch grass?

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          I mean…If you either need or should have it then… ¯\_(ツ)_/¯…sure? (genuinely hope you’re OK though. If not and you need to talk then hit me up.)

          The touching grass part is up to you though. It’s just outside.

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    That stance against sports betting annoys me so much, because that means I can’t just look at everything they stand for and say I want the opposite.

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      Yeah, predatory ads for gambling really drive me crazy. Although I’d say my reasoning for being against it is pretty different from the Baptists.

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      And since Blue States contribute more to taxes than they take, and vice versa for red, we are literally funding them dragging us back to the dark ages.

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    All people have to do is stop donating money to religions and the religions lose their “power”.

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    Southern Baptists? I think you left out all their other usual targets: Catholics, spicy food, jazz, orgasms for fun, bright colors not associated with flags or maybe a football team, female orgasms, singing, alcohol, drag shows, salads with less than 51% mayonnaise content, men using umbrellas, single mothers, showing people kissing on TV or movies, Jews, Muslims, really any brown person, wasabi, mangoes, and aged cheese.