“… Found to be 48% AI Slop”

Tried to love TW. 100% no-go. From the start, only hassles.

Pushed back to Mint where things work.

Stahhhp!

I know, and I realize that at a rational level. This isn’t a dig on you, you didn’t buy and sell children for $1,000.

But it just hit me all at once as a kind of entirely tragic thing.

Oofda. Like, this is a quality shit post, but wow. Are we all so jaded about pedos running the country that we’re dong baby corn memes?

Sorry, maybe I’m not 4Chan enough to laugh since there are real victims in all this.

Fuck. 60% success rate. Gotta get better.

R’amen!

Lol, going on my whole lifetime boycotting them both.

Chik-fil-a isn’t good anyway.

I would loooove to see a comprehensive list of those businesses.

This is Ssssssssssssssssssee NN

Filthy casuals.

Drink your gin at room temp in a pint glass like Anubis intended. Happy Life Day!

Attempted mayhem = zany hijinks with no real victims.

Gelato and pasta-making course.

Already knew how to make pasta, but it was nice to get formally taught. Gelato is stupid easy and instantly makes any dinner fancy AF.

Based on my no glasses misreading of the title, I propose this is called “media constipation.”

Ah yes, the “blame the sun, we cant do anything about it” conspiracy, brought to you by Exxon-Mobil

Edit: I’m sorry, I didn’t see the terminal window because I’m just now having coffee. The joke is better than my morning confusion. My regret is as full as the security line at the airport.

It was based on a true story of statelessness. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mehran_Karimi_Nasseri

The real story is much less clear cut and filled with mental health issues.

Guy is in an airport when his country goes through a coup and changes names. So his passport is no longer recognized. Can’t leave thr airport, cant call the embassy for help because everyone there was part of the old government. Stuck in a way no one had ever thought of before.

IRL guy was expelled from Iran and his papers that let him live in Europe were “stolen.”

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The curling iron nice way of saying “don’t stick this hot thing in you.”

Or ensure that you host every year if your friends are cool.

Though the roast on that bird is terrible.

The inside joke is that there’s a gazelle inside.

Checkmate, Stonehenge!

All praise the Corn!