I have sat here, staring at your content for far too long trying to figure out what groom may mean in this context. I’ve decided it means hairstyle, or visual-assessment condition. I will look it up and see if I’m right or I need to pluck my eyeballs out. Or both.

The WHATNOW is impossible to properly remap?

To some, hilarity.

To others, science.

To others, horror.

To… Others… Pleasure :(

I’m of the first three.

I can see the headline now:

“World descending into World War III, meanwhile, obscure internet forum discovers horrible new way to diagnose illness”

Either that or some sick fucks of you here need to do some experimenting for all of us. For science.

Yeah, but how many can your butthole taste?

How many flavors of spicy are there?

Edit: just saw Qualia’s comment directly below here

Butt pain stimulus huehuehue

Your body absorbs all good flavors except spicy. Be happy.

Oh definitely. But it’s hard to be funny at all right now. Because “ice murders entire retirement home” is too believable in the same way that “rental cars full of ice agents visit retirement home and does good deeds all day and nothing terrible happens” isn’t.

Satire right now is funny when it’s normal.

LOOK, A DAY WITH NO NEWS, HOW FUNNY

Literally stop publicizing this stuff until they’ve shown their entire hands

🤮

Literally giant magenta cursor now because I’m old and don’t have time for this nonsense anymore.

Tooltips can be hard to read sometimes, but idgaf

Virtualize windows lmao

Doubt

create a script that places a lower case i in front of every word that doesn’t already start with a lower case i

“iMessage” lmao. That feels like satire. iText and iClock hahaha

What if the simulation isn’t cyber-digital, but rather, exactly what everything that we know is?

Like what if the boobs in real life and the computers we’ve made ARE the simulation of a higher way of life?

What if we’re just a fuckall speck of nothing-just-for-fun for some timet tavelling, universe-creating-on-a-whim entity?

Should ban them from -being not in jail-