I work for a school who specialises in IT. Every introduction and every graduation we have the running gag that we offer free pizza for all attending students (some other events we do this as well).

Who’s the dictator pictured?

Dear ancestors, thank you for not dying before you had children

This thumbnail looks like a scene from The Office

Both of these have a five minute snooze (by default), so that’s actially 5 alarms. OP said they had actually set three of these, so that makes 7 alarms.

That’s funny, because I thought we’d finally found a decent application for generative AI

Structural stickers

Mine is covered in stickers.

Happy mar10

All I ever hear about Matrix is when they close another pedophile instance. I’m not saying everyone in Matrix is a pedophile, but every pedophile is on Matrix.

I have fond memories of Rebecca

It’s a very good book though

I did not know his first name was Keir, so the joke went over my head at first. Keir Starmer

I’m getting flashbacks

Not trying to blame anyone or “omg millenials”, but it’s an actual issue. It’s not just the “fear of phone calls”, but it’s a deeper rooted change in the way we communicate and how it’s becoming less personal and organic. https://psychology-spot.com/silent-generation-characteristics/

Solid advice, but you forget that there’s another option. I know of a great investment opportunity for you that can double your input within those 28 days. My friends have all done it a couple times and they’re all set for life by now.

Depends on who you think it is

Correction:

Dolly Parten is the closest thing to a pure good rich person

There’s plenty of good people out there, if you care to look for them.

blackmail and bribery

A true conservative

Brilliant. I’m gonna steal it.