-Michael Scott

I watched that episode of Harvey Birdman this morning while ignoring a meeting.

Awww, look at the triggered little snowflake! How cute!

That’s the way I’ve heard it used. This person knows/is complicit/is involved in a thing but they ain’t said shit yet. It would be the opposite of the old cliche phrase about a stool pigeon singing.

That’s painfully accurate in some places down here. And if you’re ever through that way again there’s some decent fishing in Lake Texana. Got a whole mess of catfish out there a couple of weeks back.

The ad gets into your brain. just like this liquid gets into this egg. Although in reality. it’s not liquid, but gamma radiation.

Are you saying I can’t wear fleece lined tights?

If you want to make an apple pie from scratch you must first invent the universe.

If your friend’s car looks like this, check on them. When my car was that bad it’s because my mental health was in the gutter.

I’ve got a stack of old 14.4 modems I’ll sell them if they’ll grift on that for a bit.

He’s already lost his job and been released.

They don’t do that to me because I’m a contractor who they me more than I need them. However…

I’ve seen this exact thing play out several different ways. My favorite recurring one: “Why didn’t you respond on slack/why were you offline?” (Always over some bullshit that could wait or that someone else could have handled).

“I worked the maintenance window last night because you said this non production change couldn’t be done during the day”

“Well you should still be monitoring in case there’s an emergency!”

That’s interesting.

I hope many people who you find attractive (or if you’re monogamous then your person) send you those pictures to enjoy in response to your excellent answer!

Ok, I have a question. Let me preface this by saying I’m actually not planning on sending nudes to anyone.

Does it have to be that specifically, or are you looking for someone to incorporate their passion into sending you nudes? Like oh, I’m working on a motorcycle in my garage, but seem to have forgotten my clothes! Or I was sleeping nude and dreamed a nice riff so I ran to my music studio with instruments and controllers in the background! You can see I’m passionate about it by the acoustic treatment on my walls and delicate mood lighting that helps me get into a creative headspace. My dog is sitting in a chair behind me, judging me silently.

Someone beat something to it for sure.

Don’t be afraid to be that guy. You’re right, and I wrote it incorrectly. I actually appreciate the gentle correction.

I should have written “I want to add it to the song queue between sets”.

My buddy is a songwriter and is working on an album right now. He was showing me the lyrics and I could almost map which songs were about who.

Half the album is sad bastard and the other half is just how certain relationships sucked.

I’m really looking forward to it. I run sound from time to time at a place where one of his exes works and I really want to queue it up between sets.

How cumbersome.

I only comport myself with liquor.