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    Hey! Vsauce, Michael here. Did you know I can kick your ass? But what does it mean to kick? And what is an ass? Turns out, kicking means fucking and ass means your mom.

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      Charles Schulz: “I don’t think of it as not having hair, I think of it as being hair that is so blond that it’s not seen very clearly, that’s all.”

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    Where’s Homer ? I’ve seen the guy fall hundreds of meters and not die

    (Also hot wife)

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        If you count Gohan, Trunks, 17, 18, and Tien as humans, which they all are to some degree, he’s def not the strongest of his species. He is way up there though, and 7th place isn’t even close, but special K is for sure not the strongest.

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          C’mon Tien? K Dog would hose him. Destructo Disc his three-eyed ass in half. But yeah the robots and the half-Saiyans don’t count, that’s cheating.

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            Maybe. I’m pretty sure Tien mopped the floor with him in DB, but that was a long time ago. I don’t think either of them have enough feats in Super to definitively say who would win, but Tien is consistantly more dedicated to training and has an even trickier arsenal of techniques, so I’d put my money that ways.

            And being half human is still being human. That’s genetic diversity, which is not cheating.

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              And being half human is still being human. That’s genetic diversity, which is not cheating.

              Being able to go super sayan is cheating tho. Pan would probably count better, given she’s 3/4 human

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                I’d say that going Super saiyan is definitely cheating. Having the ability, not so much.

                And jsyk, according to Toriyama, Pan is supposed to have around the same potential as Gohan, if not even greater, but with Goku’s instincts and tenacity. This means that, except for maybe a fully trained Broly, she has the potential to be the strongest saiyan in the series, so of all the mixed species characters you could pick, she might be the worst possible example lol. It’s more word of God than it is hard canon since Tori never got around to showing us her as an adult, but still.

                I think Krillin would whoop base Goten 1v1 tho tbh. Obviously not with raw power, but K-man has decades of experience on the lad and, as far as saiyans go, he seems to be leagues behind everyone else in battle iq/interest in improving.

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                It’s a masterpiece of fan art. It’s the best way to watch that story, period.

                Abridged Vegeta is my spirit animal.

                Man has the personality of an ornery housecat. What’s not to love?

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                  It started out as a parody and then just turned into one of the better dubs of the show.

                  The beginning is rough but it comes into its own quickly.

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                At this point it’s practically the official dub. As it should be, because it’s hilarious.

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          Gohans half saiyan, 17 and 18 use infinite energy cybernetics for their combat power - none are comparable to Krillin.

          Tien though, totally. Toriyama has come out and said Krillin is the strongest human (I believe), so he either forgot about Tien or were just supposed to understand that Krillin is stronger than him despite Tien being far more dedicated to training and facing down bigger threats.

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          I am not enough of an Otaku to have this debate to any sort of conclusion; I’ll take your word for it. I do have one question though: if we discount the Saiyan hybrids and androids, what puts Tien over the top?

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    There is an old finnish saying that hair and common sense (brains) doesn’t stay in the same head. Tukka ja järki ei pysy samassa päässä.

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    Beards and hair grow out of the brain. The less hair on the head, the bigger the brain. More hair, smaller brain.