Sounds like a bunch of shit if you ask me!

The dog barks at midnight

So YouTube can see if you’re wearing a fedora & if you are, it shows you a grip of “alpha male” videos?

Sounds itchy

was going to ask “is this loss” without recognizing it as such but I can see I’m late again

I’ve two of them and I like being able to address them individually

you can’t go ssj7 without a hair boner

I already get the same thing from the YouTube app which won’t shut the fuck up about Shorts

it was then that I realized, I’m the boob

Wait until you turn 25 for the second time

30s is the best decade tbh, anyone who says otherwise is a government spy

They have been doing this every few years. John Oliver was making fun of it even before the company got bought

How about instead of that, a bastard sword

Seems like 7 words would be kind of awkward

I wear a shirt because we let the cats on the bed and it would be itchy otherwise

Congratulations on your wife’s big naturals

Micromodal?

A free spirit

I’ve only heard of 15 as a method of gun control

That’s 22