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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 months ago

I know what I got. No low balls

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I know what I got. No low balls

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 months ago
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  • SHOW_ME_YOUR_ASSHOLE@lemm.ee
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    I would eat this.

    • 200ok@lemmy.world
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      Get in line, buddy

      • BlanketsWithSmallpox@lemmy.world
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        Weenioli weenioli don’t lewd the dragon loli.

  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world
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    There’s a disturbing amount of thought put into that monstrosity.

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      Knowing the US, there’s a restaurant somewhere with ten metre high lettering proudly proclaiming “Home of the world famous wineeoli!”

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    I really didn’t want to taste vomit in the back of my throat today, but here we are.

    • StopJoiningWars@discuss.online
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      Still better than whatever that abomination is.

  • Synapse@lemmy.world
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    Not sure if this is a 9yo making food alone at home, or a straight up food crime.

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      I’m honestly surprised they cooked the hot dog or didn’t replace it. It just gets worse at every level.

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    Sloppy joe from Wish

  • myliltoehurts@lemm.ee
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    Top it with some grated/melted cheese and it’s good to go.

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      I think that’s melted cheese beneath the dogs so no need. It’s kinda genius as this way it binds it all together and stops the bread getting soggy

      • Jazzy Vidalia@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        Noticing the cheese is what made me realize whoever did it, did it with some thought behind it and that’s a little scary. XD

      • myliltoehurts@lemm.ee
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        Oh you’re right! It looks uh… different than what I’d expect melted cheese to be so I thought it was the bread being discoloured from sauce.

        • NormalPerson@lemmy.world
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          Looks like Craft singles, probably been sitting for a bit after being melted from the looks of it.

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            Craft singles

            That explains it.

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    Slather it in mayo and get back to me.

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      That sombitch needs some ice cream sprinkles

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    Oh shit I have to try this

    • StopJoiningWars@discuss.online
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      No

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    And the Americans give us shit for our food, the fuck is this? America, explain!

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      True art does not require an explanation.

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      If you’re part of the beans on toast clan then you can still shush it. This is 10x the flavor of that survival ration. You would be lucky to have this masterpiece grace your mouth with its juices.

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        Chef Boyardee juices really get my engine going.

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        This is basically beans and sausages on toast

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      America was drunk

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    Is…is this a sandwich?

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      it’s a taco. next question

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      Fractal sandwich

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      American hot dog, or weenie,

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    This pales in comparison to cheesy blasters.

    • e̶t̶t̶y̶b̶l̶a̶t̶a̶n̶t̶@lemmy.world
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      Thanks, Meat Cat!

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    I’d smash both of those right now

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    You have my attention

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    The day you realize you’re girl is two Timing with Chef Boyardee and Oscar Mayer at the same time.

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      the day you realize you’re girl

      oh my gosssssh

  • Log in | Sign up@lemmy.world
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    I read the title and became a lot confused. It doesn’t help that the US calls those weiners.

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