‘I’m blind to skin color.’ - Guns
‘I’m blind to skin color.’ - Guns
I mean, for the most part yeah. With bare bones minimum interaction babies are pretty manageable.
Feed them five times a day. Clean five times a day. Pretty much watch them grow on their own until they gain proper sapience around that year mark. Just don’t go full Potter and you’ll be good. Get earplugs for the times when you really need sleep and keep to a schedule.
After that year, and more like 1.5 years, you gotta put in some more effort but even then, it really doesn’t matter near as much as the internet would have you think. Nature beats Nurture in almost all categories by a sound margin.
Where’s all the people who loathe breakfast because they aren’t hungry until lunch?
Followup question because I’m not one of them. Should we not talk to you until you’ve had your morning coffee and cigarette? You know it doesn’t give you permission to act like a dickweed to everyone Amanda.
Don’t forget lettuce sandwiches.
Even the ones that do have kids in similar age groups.
Shit, sick kids, sorry.
Shit, their mom has them this weekend.
Shit, they just met the new neighbor girl and we not ruining this.
Or the far more often.
Shit, I barely have the energy to shit in the toilet let alone do something. Imma just keep browsing Lemmy and playing the same old games that aren’t with my friends because we all work different shifts anyway.
Look it’s just kid slang. Just because I have a cotton candy flavored condom in my pocket, three packets of cherry lube, a six pack of wine coolers and 12 pack of birthday cake vodka shots doesn’t mean it’s any different from when I use a piece of rabbit skin I rub on my dick every night to fall asleep.
Admittedly, you look and sound much older than I remember but you’re still 14 right?
You got Cred!?
Yeah… But right to left or left to right… Lol.
What what’s a safe danger noodle then? I thought those were nope ropes.
Me: Salty banana eating hydro homie still in fear of stretching too much in bed which will cause the calf or foot cramp.
Foot cramps are worse. Calf cramp pain lasts for days.
The bending or stretching doesn’t work if you don’t get to it fast enough. There’s only so much bending with a muscle so taut Richard Simmons would give it a respectable nod from the afterlife.
It’s not the falling asleep, it’s them randomly running around the bed in the middle of the night. Hopping on, off, on the headboard, trying to lay on you…
People say they sleep well with them but sleep studies have shown you probably get worse sleep with them in the bed.
RIP employment agencies.
Pretty sure he was talking about their gimp in a nothing but a collar but okay. I guess people just let their animals sleep in their beds too?
I mean who really needs uninterrupted sleep anyway?
Ah the classic.
Cold woman under blanket trying to snuggle hot man with no blanket while her cat wakes you up every night jumping around on the damn bed because he heard one of your rustle for 5 seconds.
Indeed. You could find one of the few posts I’ve submitted that says similar info with citations.
I will. Thankfully smallpox isn’t transmitted by blankets, so thanks for the free blankets. :)
It’s kinda funny because every FBI newsletter or press release for the last decade is nothing but right wing terrorism alerts with a few currently politically relevant blurbs like Gaza/Israel.
Why is the poor fact checker being downvoted into oblivion you poor useful idiots?
Probably lol.