Hopefully it is contactless delivery.

I’m afraid the YouTube prank bro community has been oversaturated for a while.

Gross.

It’s wild that people aren’t expected to work at his age and in a lot of cases aren’t allowed to drive anymore. But here is this decrepit old cunt steering the world backward into ruin.

The Lone Brain Cell State

Eyewitnesses said a drone fired a missile at a crowd queuing with empty jerry cans next to a water tanker in al-Nuseirat refugee camp.

Whoopsie, accidentally fired a missile at a refugee camp

Avocados are so expensive, that’s why Jeff turned his head into a giant avocado pit. Infinite avocado hack! ~whenever he finally decides to bury his stupid fucking head underground~

But if that was the case you would be proudly showing your support right?

I don’t know about you, but I would probably go around the counter, instead of climbing over it and through a sign, if I needed to get to the fridges behind.

If only the British had sent brand name tea, it wouldn’t be at the bottom of Boston harbour.

Sounds lovely.

Literally acting like feral dogs.

Personally, I wouldn’t trust my savings to a guy with a goatee and a mullet

I heard eggs will be cheaper any day now.

She was working for a hedge fund when she met him and they were married for 26 years. She may have given away $19 billion of her fortune, but her net worth is still $36 billion, the same as the original divorce settlement.

How long before we reach the “saying antisemitic is antisemitic” endgame?

It’s surprising that a country where there are more guns than people, due to the well known quirk of literally writing into the constitution that the people should be armed in order to stop government tyranny, it sure is enduring a lot of government tyranny.

That’s actually perfect. I was thinking jerky, but while it wouldn’t fit too well you would be able to call it a Jerkdog.

Or a Dogjerk…

If you’re going to split open the dog and use it as the bun, it should be something even more intensely meaty and salty inside it.