Movie was solid 7.2/10. People just cry all over because superhero, because woman, because “what if” or because of some dumb thing.
This type of movie is only a drag if you are a sex trafficker.
It was a total waste. Now we have 2 people from Krypton on Earth. The only two. I expected a story about Clark and his hot blonde cousin working hard to repopulate their species. They don’t even talk about it!
Like… come on. We all want to have sex with our hottest cousin. We don’t because stupid society says it’s wrong. But if we were the only two humans left so suddenly banging our hot cousin was something we had to do for the survival of the human race? Fucking JACKPOT.
What kind of a weirdo totally ignores the story we all want to see? It writes itself.
Have you ever heard of projection?
Umm… duh? I saw the movie in a theater. That’s how they show them.
It’s even better in rear projection if you know what I mean.
I can tell you never read the comics I did.
I couldn’t afford comics as a kid, my education comes entirely from alt.sex.stories.unmoderated.incest.
… are you saying they are banging in the comics?
No.
This meme is so confusing, do I read it top to bottom or bottom to top?
Yes
The dog sucked. I wish they used a real one. The cgi was just very rough, and I felt nothing for it all movie because of this fact.
Very ruff you say?
Boo Go to your room and think of what you’ve done
It’s hero slop good guy beats bad guy
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I was loving this movie until it started being a superhero movie. It was a really cool scifi experience till then
Hmmm doggie? Which movie was this again? Asking for a friend
Lassie Has a Psychotic Reaction to Krokodil
Perfect movie.
I guess I should watch this.
I thought lobo was the villain. Is lobo a sex trafficker in this movie?
No. He is not the villain. He is just a bounty hunter.
BTW, I really liked Lobo in Man of Tomorrow, the animated film.
That’s a lot like John Wick. Aww, doggie. Kill Russians. Aww, doggie.
One could claim that was kinda the plot of The Boondock Saints, though that was a bit different.
More like, “ok these guys back each other up no matter the outcome.” “They hooked up with a friend of their’s that happens to be a low level package boy for the mob.” “Aww. Kitty.” “Holy fuck why did you accidentally kill the kitty‽” “Kill Russian mobsters until they don’t have any influence in Boston anymore, and maybe branch out to other cities.”
Meh… still not going to watch it
It was… fine. The action scenes were pretty dull, though. Seemed a strange choice for a second movie. If you’re gonna have Supergirl as your second movie it really has to knock it out of the park. I mean guardians was after like 8 MCU movies or something.
She is a complete narcissist in this movie. Has zero heroic attributes, has no kindness or compassion, completely self obsessed.
Yep. That’s the point. She is just a person who lost her parents and home, and is trying to make sense of her life.
Yeah that’s the whole point of her character
I don’t think you understand what a narcissist is. And in the story, in literally every story about Supergirl, her family, her friends, everyone she ever knew, died horribly in front of her and she ends up surviving. There is such a thing as survivors guilt and it is pretty brutal.
But hey, feel free to be pissed that it isn’t a clone of the Superman movie but with a girl.
Wonder if people would have the same criticism if the character was a man instead lol
Men get so much more space to be antisocial than women do
There’s no way to have watched the movie and completely missed that her love for her dog is driving everything she does.
That’s pretty much all a movie needs, really.
Smells crime, back to the lab, full penetration. Crime, penetration, crime, full penetration, crime, penetration. And this goes on and on, and back and forth, for 90 or so minutes until the movie just, sort of, ends.
I’m a little more interested in it now TBH
Yeah, I’m done with superheros that aren’t animated but this is a plot I can get behind.
It was a weird one I thought. It has all the good elements I like - a sort of grungy vibe, ass-kicking woman protagonist, kill-all-sex-traffickers central theme - but somehow it was also kind of boring? I’m not entirely sure how they managed to pull that off TBH.
Good! If you’re interested in the sort of story, it’s a solid movie.
I think next DCU movie should just be Krypto. That’s Avatar levels of money.
Krypto is based on James Gunn’s misbehaving dog
Krypto killing sex traffickers
As a side quest, Krypto can kill Sam Altman and Peter Thiel to help reign in crypto.
I mean, that’s kind of what they did in Superman, and it was very cathartic
He gotta bite them in the dick.
This one time I got too high and sat down to watch an entire season of Krypton. I think I was about 2/3 through the season before I realized I hadn’t seen Krypto yet inn a series about him… I giggled and continued watching. Anywho, I totally agree they should option Krypto!
