It’s been my go-to since I was a lad.

What the actual fuck is this timeline?

Aww thanks. 😋

Hey I’ve been informed that red is a tasty color.

Rekt.

Understandable. Have a great day little ghost buddy.

…yet? How bout just not trusting it at all?

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sighs I want off of Mr. Bones’ wild ride.

I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again: we live in the dumbest timeline.

For all the things that never happened, this is the most never happened thing to ever not actually happen.

Super smart and super cute. I wish I had taken advantage of the opportunity to make friends with the murder of crows that was at my last apartment before I moved.

He prolly recognized some of the penises and panicked.

Here’s hoping!

Just the idea that I questioned the seriousness of this makes me think of just how cooked we truly are.

Usually by going to the car dealership with a plasma cutter.

I have literally never given less fucks about something.

He really just does whatever he can to stay in people’s minds. Attention whore piece of shit.

Thank you for your service. 🫡

Crash Bandicoot is my favorite Sonic character.