Honestly even the vagina is optional.

Not yet, but that’s only a matter of time.

Ah yes. The lesser known cousin of the butt trumpet.

Wow look at those views! So many people watching! /s

And, y’know, water didn’t interfere with it.

Thank you for your fucking service. 🫡

That’s a very important date to keep track of. 🙂‍↕️

I’ve learned that if I absolutely have to use Google for something (which is very rare), appending a curse word with the minus symbol (i.e. “-fuck” or “-shit”) completely bypasses the ai mode since its designed to not engage with curse words, and the minus tells the search engine portion to disregard this word in the search results.

It’s not perfect, but it makes me feel a little better, y’know?

“I own and attack the creature that thinks it owns me.”

Oh fuckin’ nice. Hell yeah.

Holy fucking shit I’m listening to this song right now.

You may not like it but this is what peak romance looks like.

The grind never stops!

For now.

Or a third of a dollar for that matter.