This sounds exactly what someone who did kill Charlie Kirk would say. /s

Real talk y’all, I didn’t even really think to entertain that conspiracy until this.

This is so dumb. Perfect for this place. 5/7 perfect shitpost.

…he had a dream about fucking his grandma didn’t he?

Damn he played that so straight. I’m really good at saying silly shit with a straight face but I don’t think I could’ve gotten through that without cracking.

I love this video so much. I’ve watched it like thirty times and I giggle at the lost look at the crowd he does. It’s so good.

Cheers bros. Here’s hoping this is all a collective coma we simultaneously fell into following some awful but not life threatening accident and we wake up soon.

My wife’s a tard. She’s a pilot.

Makes sense.

This is a George Carlin idea. He once proposed walling off four US states, turning them into giant prisons, and dropping all the criminals with no hope of rehabilitation in, pumping them full of all the illicit drugs seized by the CIA and other organizations, and letting them fuck and fight until they drop, and then whoever’s left?

Shoot them in the fuckin’ head!

Put it all on pay-per-view and you got yourself a giant money-printing event.

It was an extremely over-the-top silly idea, but I think we can draw some inspiration from it for this, in spite of its inhumanity, y’know?

Hey I’d crowdfund that.

Best we can do is arresting people actively helping those few who are firefighting.

This man is so far in the closet, he’s inside a closet in a random house in Narnia.

The fuck does he know about sex? His name is Tucker.

This is the way.

But there are 1440p monitors.

Of course you’d say that you stupid fucking horse!

Yes. Yes I would. Thank you deep sea fishy.

Too many dudes doing slam dunks on fire. I’m more of a log jam kinda guy.

Wait a minute…

I flip the breaker whenever it’s time to shut down.

I wish these people cared as much about the president being a pedophile as they do about this mid-ass restaurant changing its logo.