Pedophiles

He’s dead now. But it’s ok. He had a beautiful life of warmth and family.

My bestest boy with my daughter.

I can tell how much you loved your dog. Thank you.

I have to use Windows 11 on my work laptop. So I just put it in its own DMZ and don’t worry too much about it.

Give them a break. They’re not Jesus.

I once had three partners and all three were both. It was exhausting. Now I’m back down to two and this is a good level.

I can’t spot my c: from this altitude, in my G6

TIL Tim Curry is a Muppet.

Yep! Thank you for the correction. I’ve been making that mistake for years. Maybe this time it’ll stick.

Maybe they were all naturalists and think men and women being shirtless should be equal.

Edit: Naturist not naturalist. My bad.

Can I sign up for this study? I wear nothing but shoes all the time so I could totally throw a monkey in your wrench.

It was the one armed man!

Yeah there is no way. That woman is gorgeous. I wonder what she looks like without makeup.

This is the answer. The computer is in the living room (Linux) and is used for games and movies and stuff. It’s hardened and the TV is just a dumb TV without Internet.

I have never connected a TV to the Internet. I do have a smart TV but I just use it for my computer.

Right. That just leads to a pegging addiction.

I think they’re pretty effective. Have you ever tried to masturbate with corn flakes and graham crackers? It’s rough.

I am going to die of Planet after I forget my parachute while sky diving.

He fucks and tortures children.