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It means take it one day at a time instead of more than one day at a time. If only we could take it no days at a time!
Insomnia was invented because John Twoday once tried to take it two days at a time all at once.
Well, you can certainly be tired from one day as if they were a couple of days …
My brain looked at the gummies at the background and interpreted the text as “only eat one a day” which is not something I think I can do.
Are there other Hannibal Buress jokes we can put in front of candy?
Are there other Hannibal Buress jokes we can put in front of candy?
Yes there are, and there used to be too
…Wait… wrong comedian.
Well, uhm… You should not be overwhelmed by what the future might hold, but just focus on getting through today. It’s easy to mock sayings if you’re too stupid to understand them.
Right? Pull the horizon closer if the outlook is too much. Can’t plan the project for the foreseeable future? Reduce the foreseeable future, get through the next important things and then try again.
As Anna in Frozen 2 puts it: Do the next right thing.
ADHD crew skips days all the time.
Narcolepsy, and Third Shift crews checking in. Can confirm days are skip-able.
Alcoholics too
You guys have stands? /s
What day is it?
Wait, what the fuck happened to October. I wasn’t ready for a new round of bills.
All I know is one minute it was summer and the next my heat is on, my coat is now on daily and there’s no leaves on the trees. I miss autumn, it seems to get shorter every year
it’s 3am. i’m surprised, too.
Mate I have to ask what year it is. I need to know the information so infrequently that it never sticks.
I read this in Brak’s singing voice.
Alt text: I hate when people give generic advice like “take it one day at a time”
What else am I gonna do? Skip Tuesday? Can I?
What kind of deranged lunatic would skip a tuesday when monday still exists?
Never said they didn’t also skip Monday.
Shit, my dad has skipped everyday for 20 years now /s
OK Garfield
That advice stands in opposition to my lifestyle: living in four-day batches.
History will prove I was correct…
I’m just here because I want the pumpkin candy in the background
Behold: 🫴 benzos.
