I know it’s not necessarily applicable, but your comment made me think of those Stanley mugs.

What makes a salad?

here, i have some lettuce. and - here - i have some carrots. let’s mix 'em!

salad?

and why is lettuse such a nessecary ingredient? i mean oh my it’s a leaf

I have two. I grew up near Toronto in the 80s. Both were CityTV movies. They used to do a thing. I can’t remember what it was called…

1 - SPACEBALLS!!! (“F___! Even in the future nothing works!”)

2 - Predator (there’s a line where Arnold says, “That’s one bad motherfucker.” They only censored the word ‘mother’. i was 8. best thing ever)

We breed our own here, too, unfortunately