Abstraction layers? In MY messy pile of spaghetti ass code!?

Pfft, customers. Can’t live with them, can’t live without them, amirite?

Yes, but also the opposite. Don’t discount a valid point just because it was formulated using an LLM.

Maybe they’ll listen to one of their own?

Also, even if we make it through a wave of bullshit and all these companies fail in 10 years, the next wave will be ready and waiting, spouting the same crap - until it’s actually true (or close enough to be bearable financially). We can’t wait any longer to get this shit under control.

So, code golf?

But my highly complicated git UI will let me do the same thing with 100 clicks and without understanding what I’m doing!

First it was ignorantly stupid, now it’ll be purposefully misleading towards ads. Who could have seen that coming?

Where’s the end of work life as we know it that we were promised?

There needs to be laws like yesterday that force tools to disclose if responses are influenced by ads.

Three warning shots in your back are just as impossible to undo as blacksiteing.

Forgot to top up your unobtainium again. Sloppy!

Yarp, it’s your MacGuffin.

The middlemiddle

E: My backend don’t middlemiddle, it forks

Ah yes, the EtherCAT.

Unless you get burglarized every other night.

No, just … 14 apparently.

Removed by mod

I just recently upgraded from my OG Vive because I didn’t want an inside out tracking or wireless, but… let’s see what the price is and if the thing is actually as good in real world conditions as Linus makes it look. I might just try those pancake lenses (because the Vive Pro 2 lenses are bad).

And yeah, I will never give Meta money. Not directly, and indirectly as little as I can.

Drinking in an Uber, make it quick, make it neat

Right? Pull the horizon closer if the outlook is too much. Can’t plan the project for the foreseeable future? Reduce the foreseeable future, get through the next important things and then try again.

As Anna in Frozen 2 puts it: Do the next right thing.