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fossilesque@mander.xyz to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 18 hours ago

'We're not entirely sure what's going on': Jordan Peterson taken down by moldy room, daughter raises possibility of 'spiritual attack'

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'We're not entirely sure what's going on': Jordan Peterson taken down by moldy room, daughter raises possibility of 'spiritual attack'

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fossilesque@mander.xyz to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 18 hours ago
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    Ok, which one of you jokers paid the Kirk witches to hex this guy?

    • Fedizen@lemmy.world
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      It was the Antifa Spiritual Warfare division.

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    rip bozo

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    Maybe he should clean up his room.

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      and stop petting that moldy cat.

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    I love how much his grifter daughter is trying to kill him. Dragon of chaos goes hard

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    I guarantee his daughter is poisoning him so she can take his place and make even more grifting money

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      Legitimately. After seeing the vultures trying to put on Charlie Kirk’s skinsuit it seems like the way to rise up in the grifting ranks is to kill the current grifter and take their place.

      Edit: I don’t think people state enough that charlie kirk had hundreds of millions of dollars at age 31. He was well on his way to retiring as a billionaire. The guy was literally a sellout and now there’s at least a dozen grifters lining up to get at the billionaire money-faucets he had.

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    Isn’t it amazing this asshole got rich by spewing BS focused on “alpha males” and a full on “macho” attitude, yet they avoid any personal responsibility like it’s acid.

    It isn’t the many drugs this guys has taken all his life… nooooooo… it’s a spiritual attack from someone else

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      I think it’s more amazing that anyone could take “alpha male” advice from a guy who’s this much of a wimp

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    Oh good, the spells are working. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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      Etsy Witches are on a roll lately

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        The last No Kings protest in my town literally had a coven of witches standing in front of the courthouse casting hexes on Donald Trump. It was pretty legit.

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          I’d love an anime style edit of new age witches spiritually fighting MAGA evangelists over Trump’s soul

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            His what?

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            He has one? That’s news to me!

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    Poor opioid addled grifter

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    I never wanted him to get sick. I just wanted him to stop forcing his opinions on the public. Can’t he just holler at the TV like most older folks?

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    Crackpot being a crackpot.

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    Up yours woke moralists!

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    It’s just natural selection. bad faith Darwinism

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    They should probably get him out of the hospital and bring him to a priest /s

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    Their simulacrum tumbles like a house of cards.

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      You know Jordanspeak!

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    Man I hate crackheads, so it’s OK to do drugs as long as you’re “in”. OK.

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