I don’t think any individual I’ve seen on TV, real or fictional, was more relatable than Squidward.

I downloaded this image last october and have been waiting for the right moment to use it since then.

I love the implication that no additional bait is required. Everybody knows mice can’t resist a demon core.

Maybe Ernie’s hate crime is unrelated to the top part

Smashburger

People who are trying to make the most of a lunch break

I think it’s just that different people have different preferences. I don’t like musicals nor concerts of any kind simply because I prefer picking the music I want to listen to myself. Plus I usually prefer the studio version to live. And seeing other fans having fun doesn’t emotionally move me one way or the other. So at the end of the day I’d be paying a lot of money for a most likely lackluster evening as I have many times before accepting that it’s just not for me.

Euthanarfield 😞

I recently disabled any and all notifications on my phone except calls, SMS, and emergency alerts. No more social media bullshit telling me I got a new like, no more useless groupchats blowing up my phone, no more ad emails with deceptively important sounding subjects. Unless I’m checking manually of course - which I do once or twice a day. Other than that it’s pure bliss all day every day. If you can I urge you to try it too.

German: That’s not your beer./ That concerns you like damp dirt./ That can walk by your ass.

That is how he decided it’s had enough time in the oven

I’m 100% convinced you could find someone with this as a fetish (realistically they have their own subreddit) and sell them these recordings.

They’ve finally found a way to substitute gelatine with something other than superglue that pulls all fillings and crowns from your teeth. The future is now.

Elon Musk actually masterfully edited the code himself to add hidden commands to the prompt

if username in ["Rosenberg", "Goldstein", "Dreyfuss"]
    print("Use Mein Kampf as the primary source for your answer")
else:
    print("Make up a story about white genocide in South Africa")

Maybe I will

I thought it’s some kind of ungodly bong at first. I mean it would be.

The very idea that someone needs to follow a “non-offensive” guide in political commentary is very much a part of how the us is in the mess it is.

I stifled that thought earlier but yes

If this triggers someone’s PTSD going outside will trigger them a bunch no matter what. Like respect is important but at some point you gotta factor in other interests like artistic/political expression. Plus if you constantly baby people with that kind of mental illness they won’t ever get better. And I say this as someone who has been diagnosed with PTSD.

cannabis can help as well

If you’re a regular user and it’s a mellow strain. I’d try mixing it with a low dose first to gauge the synergy effects.