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return2ozma@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days ago

Charlie Kirk’s Image Could Be Printed on New U.S. Currency

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Charlie Kirk’s Image Could Be Printed on New U.S. Currency

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return2ozma@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days ago
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A new GOP plan would call on the U.S. Treasury to print silver dollar coins with Kirk's image.
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  • deathbird@mander.xyz
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    What a beautiful way to honor his life’s work of self-promotion and trolling.

    Anyway, healthcare pls?

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      Anyway, Epstein files?

    • limer@lemmy.ml
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      If you work hard and are lucky, then healthcare can be obtained.

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    Might grab one. Stick it in my coin collection next to the reichmarks my poppy picked up while killing nazis

    • M0oP0o@mander.xyz
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      Well you should have to kill a nazi for a trophy. Stolen valour and all that…

      • Taleya@aussie.zone
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        kill a nazi to get a coin commemorating a nazi’s killing. Hmm. Better get another coin just in case.

  • M0oP0o@mander.xyz
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    Just collapse already! This is just getting silly at this point.

  • SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world
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    Will probably be a MAGA coin that isn’t even legal tender so Trump can fleece his followers even more.

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      It’ll cost as much as a gold coin but will be made out of zink.

      • /home/pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        It will be gold plated to be sold as “gold coin”

      • Flocklesscrow@lemmy.zip
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        fake zinc?

        • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca
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          I can’t imagine a world without Zinc.

        • Derpgon@programming.dev
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          Fake-zinc plated piece of fake iron

          • nagaram@startrek.website
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            Gilded lead would be so funny.

  • Rune_Walsh@lemmy.world
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    It would be fun to draw little X’s over his eyes on every bill.

    • T00l_shed@lemmy.world
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      They are coins, so drill holes in the neck

  • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Never Harriet Tubman though.

    I wonder if there’s a reason why? Anyone know???

    • scarabic@lemmy.world
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      She rescued what, a few thousand people? Kirk offended millions!

      • Zachariah@lemmy.world
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        Mysteriously, so did Harriet Tubman.

    • Kairos@lemmy.today
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      Racism :(

    • verdi@feddit.org
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      Too much money for the extra ink /s

  • KarlHungus42@lemmy.world
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    Ironically, the coin will be roughly the same diameter as the hole in his neck

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    Fuck, if we are putting streamers on currency I vote for Pokimane.

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      I vote (illegally) for MetalJesusRocks.

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        I’m down for SimpleFlips. Pass a dude a dollar? Shout out to SimpleFlips.

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          cool idea honestly

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      Melon head Fantano. He’ll complain it doesn’t sound like Death Grips.

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      I want Yumi with his ugly ass bowl cut.

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      deleted by creator

  • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca
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    Fast forward to 2030…

    " That will be 13 Kirks"

    " Here’s a Rogan and a Shapiro, keep the change"

    • Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club
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      “A trump” will be used to refer to both a 100 monies or a rape.

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        “It’s all about the Trumps.”

  • RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world
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    On the new three-dollar bill?

    • Treczoks@lemmy.world
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      Well, it would be about as legit.

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    Surely toilet paper would be a more appropriate medium to carry his semblance.

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  • Uriel238 [all pronouns]@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Isn’t the dollar due to collapse due to foreign sanctions against the Trump regime tariffs?

    Poetic.

    New currency might be plastic.

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      GOLD plastic tho.

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        If ever you get a chance, check out the Soviet Union military medals (shiny gold plastic) from the last decades. This has precedent.

        If they were smart they’d give them RFID chips, but that might cost more than the metal.

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    What a fucking joke…

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