That’s a Pearl Abyss and a half

didn’t even know 'um

iShouldNotHaveSaidThat

NoFilter

AITW or AmITheWeirdo

ShouldHaveStoppedTalkingHalfHourAgo

WhyAreYouLikeThis

NonSequitur

…I will admit to having not checked any of these for availability on any instance, nor do I suggest any that are better than others or even if they’re good at all!

Ordinarily i’d agree with you but I’ve neither the gift of the gab, nor the charisma for it to draw any attention!

It’ll naturally find a home soon though 😊

Man I wish there was a comm for this meme or for these sorts of “what the fuck” questions that aren’t quite ShowerThoughts material.

I appreciate you man.

I didn’t think it would take as long as it did. We’re a dying breed!

Terminally online folk in the 2000s: “do you have stairs in your house?”

“awiiight geezah, go an do me a favour lad, pair this fackin radio to the old dog and bone, yeah? Don’t mug me off with that passcode shit, just fackin work yeah? Brilliant cheers driver, ta-ra fella”

A good friend put it well:

“It’s like a nice sunrise. I’ve seen it a thousand times before but I’m still going to admire it”

Bro had an alarm set, ain’t nobody gonna make him late for a date with the real world!

I was (and still am really) shit with analogue sticks. I got fairly good at playing Quake II on PlayStation with the lookup/lockdown mapped to L1 and R1. Same as the original Quake on PC, never really used +mouselook coming from Doom, just mapped them to buttons near the firing keys.

The dual-stick setup is much more intuitive though in fairness.

That sign would be about as welcome as John McLane was at the start of Die Hard 3.

Yeah, that sign with that slur. Except there wouldn’t be Samuel L kicking about to save him.

I miss the Directory listings of a search engine. It was great for finding a series of niche sites based on “Quake III news” or “Subaru Impreza owners club” or such like.

SEO has ruined the web 1.0 efforts to just shotgun news and opinion onto the web (fact checking was purely optional) - everything’s just a bit too clean and corporate now. Shame.

It’s just missing an extra bollock and you’// have yourself a massive TP dong. nice.

edit: fucking on-screen keyboard did me dirty, I’m keeping it though.

I’d love to see the YouTube analytics of a handful of really popular videos that have embedded sponsors. Even before the “jump ahead” feature, there must be a massive drop-off of people who just skip five or ten seconds ahead until the sponsor isn’t showing again.

Lotus WordPro or bust

The Dacia Sandero models before 2020 had a built in head unit…

…with the exception of the Access model, which featured “pre-wiring for an entertainment system”.

I suppose they had to go to some lengths to reach their sub-£7k price point in 2016.

A very cold one in winter.