My friend Logan would like a word.

Those cheese caves aren’t going to empty themselves.

Also they can get their convictions expunged by working fire crew.

Now they can afford that Darth Vader lootbox.

Concentric slices.

What the hell is going on with his pinky finger?

I truly pity the cities that don’t have a coffeeshop in an old photomat.

And Florida is a lot more “red” than most people think.

Don’t forget “SON OF CARCINIZATION 5: THE REVENGENSING!”

No thanks, I’ll stick with crack.

Now only pole the loudest Americans.

There’s also a spot you can touch to make it bark like a dog.

Neat!

Right below the tap-to-pay spot.

#1: Sleep on easymode.

If I feel something more solid than snot hit the tissue, I’ll check.

You never know when it might be bloody sinus tissue again.

Slappers only!

We call them “Woke DEI Bathrooms” now.

Nooo… they’ll smush it!

All cooking is vibes based.

It’s baking where you’ve got to plan it out like d-day.