I feel like bananas are the same way:

too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, perfectly ripe for an hour, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown

You’re just a corn dog that I used to know…

I wish Divvy/WinDivvy worked on Linux. There are similar alternatives, but none that duplicate the functionality.

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I enjoy having breakfast in bed. I like waking up to the smell of bacon—sue me. And since I don’t have a butler, I have to do it myself. So most nights before I go to bed, I will lay six strips of bacon out on my George Foreman Grill. Then I go to sleep. When I wake up, I plug in the grill, I go back to sleep again. Then I wake up to the smell of crackling bacon. It is delicious, it’s good for me. It’s the perfect way to start the day. Today I got up, I stepped onto the grill and it clamped down on my foot… that’s it. I don’t see what’s so hard to believe about that.

it’s only treason when Demonocrats do it

no, the autopen is treasonous

They don’t even waste time by having them individually singed. Just copy and paste!

https://www.pbs.org/newshour/politics/justice-department-quietly-replaced-identical-trump-signatures-on-recent-pardons

anything is a dildo if you’re brave enough

damn you, autocarrot

go fuck yourself

pitshost?

I recently heard someone say their brother had married a woman who was so crazy she was “one of those liberals who would praise satan for Charlie Kirk’s death.”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKwL5G5HbGA

And how did that make you feel?