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Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 21 hours ago

I baked eye ball cookies for Halloween

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I baked eye ball cookies for Halloween

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Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 21 hours ago
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  • I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world
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    Yea, because everyone knows eyeballs are flesh colored and pupils are a pale pink with a distinct tip.

    You made boob cookies. You went in with the intention of making boob cookies. At no point in the process did you intend them to look like eyes.

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      All my homies got eye nipples.

  • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today
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    The elves are getting lonely. Is there a Tinder for elves? “L-vy Love” or something.

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    That’s just like Cassatella di sant’Agata.

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cassatella_di_sant'Agata

    Also look for Festival of Saint Agatha,

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Festival_of_Saint_Agatha_(Catania)

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    6 hours ago

    Are you at all related to Ed Gein?

  • Agent641@lemmy.world
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    Everything reminds me of her

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    Now you just need some milk.

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    My eyes are down here

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    I baked mushroom cookies once, specifically stinkhorn-looking cookies. No idea why I thought of that just now.

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    No, you baked titty cookies for Halloweenie!

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    those are some suckable cookies

    • potoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.world
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      It’s the internet. You can say “fuckable.”

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        your mom is fuckable lmao

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    Is that the breast you can do?

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    You used too much milk

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    Pipe some red icing lines on them and theyll look like eyeballs easily enough

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      I recommend blue or purple.

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      Veiny boobs are unattractive. I suggest piping on a lacey pattern, like lingerie.

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        Your core premise is incorrect

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    How was the orgy?

    • potoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.world
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      The cookies weren’t the only thing that didn’t last long.

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    Thats no titty, that’s a moob!

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