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Spoiler: She squirted over it, too.
Grandma surely got spit-roasted on that blanket, struggling to get that twisted little toe from outta the stitching.
Yummy grammy juicies ☺️
Why does everyone presuposes grandma was a prude woman? Who knows what she did when she was young.
I was the lucky grandchild tasked with getting rid of my grandma’s spicy book collection after she passed. There were so, so many of them.
If the covers are anything to go by, we have similar taste in men.
saw a VHS titled “throat demon” in my grandmas closet
Your grandma had amazing taste (pun intended).
Now I’m just curious.
My mom has six siblings. Grandma got it on
Here’s a fun fact I never needed to know: my grandmother had eight children in her life and never had a single orgasm.
You’re welcome.
First things first: garbage bagel
A bagel made with garbage? A bagel stuffed with garbage? A bagel found in the garbage? A bagel so bad it should be considered garbage?
I’ll be thinking about this throughout my day. This is good entertainment value! Thank you.
Now, to the subject at hand.
That is horrible to know and a lot more common than we like to admit, even today, in our present time of sexual freedom and liberation. Yet we insist on creating this pure and perfect image for people the moment they become older and that is simply idiotic. Old people were young once.
I work with old people and can tell you it’s not just when they’re young.
I was trying to avoid that but thank you for volunteering it.
My grandparents slept in separate beds in the same bedroom their entire marriage. Like a 1950s sitcom.
That said, that grandmother never knitted anything as far as I know.
Heaven has OnlyFans-Access?
God set up a shared account
I mean, God would wouldn’t be?
absolutely. Imagine the kinky shit he subscribes to on the region locked OnlySaints
So many nuns!
“This one’s for you, Nana”
This is so presumptuous. I don’t squirt, I gush.
She had 10 children, she knows her way around.
“I remember back in the day when I squirted JUST LIKE THAT.”
I miss you so much gramdma
“We still talk about you.”
It’s pee, but I’m into that.
This is diabolical, i cried from laughing so hard
The blanket was a gift, Todd, I’m keeping it.
Say hi to your great-grandkids
excellent shit post. Still laughing
*squirt post
She should be proud of me! Love you Granny and Nanny! RIP 💜
