The top reads like a Mitch Hedberg joke

Bodies cool fast enough that unless you died in a public place, you’ll probably be room temperature. As the meme reply suggests, your body is close to the slow cooker, almost assuredly on the counter of your home/apartment.

So… a tepid, stinky, far-too-chewy bag of rotting fat, or some delicious potatoes (pronounced like so)? POtatOES!

Also too.

I don’t think the cat can get the slow cooker lid off but there is more than enough of me to keep her alive for the rest of her life

What would my dogs eat first? 🤔

There’s not much meat on me. I’d recommend cooking me low and slow over a wood fire.