That’s interesting, I saw this same joke yesterday in text form, I wonder if he got it from that
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warbond@lemmy.worldto
Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•Food served to US service men & women.English
22·8 days agoI think maybe a little misleading, but probably not fake. For the boxed meal, that shit happened all the time. It’s just like going through the drive through.
For meals served on ships, most of the time you ask for what you want, they don’t just give you what they have. If you have a piece of bread on your tray, that’s because you only grabbed a piece of bread. Most of the time.
Sometimes there’s just not a lot of options because you haven’t been replenished in a while and the cooks have already done what they can to keep people from bitching at them constantly. Fresh fruits and vegetables are always the first to spoil, so eventually everything is canned, frozen, rehydrated, or reconstituted. Or baked from scratch, poorly.
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Please don’t rearrange our shoes when we turn up, paramedics in Japan urgeEnglish
11·10 days agoThey pause at the door each time to put on or take off their shoes, even if they’re carrying something? Or do they use the threshold as a pass-off point?
My brain is so good at detecting patterns that I realize that I shouldn’t even engage with this
warbond@lemmy.worldto
Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•Attorney general: ‘Everyone is Welcome Here’ sign cannot be displayed in Idaho schoolsEnglish
15·12 days agoMaybe the school could be given a list of the groups of people who are welcome. Make em spell it out, if “everyone” is too broad.
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News@lemmy.world•Roblox tries to dismiss wrongful death lawsuit by arguing that a player gave up her right to sue when she was 8 years old
11·18 days agoI don’t think anybody is making that argument. The 13 year old in the article was 8 when she agreed to Roblox’s terms
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Technology@lemmy.world•US hires over 2,000 video gamers as air traffic controllersEnglish
2·26 days agoAh, just had it backwards then, thanks
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Technology@lemmy.world•US hires over 2,000 video gamers as air traffic controllersEnglish
31·27 days agoThey said gamers had “hard skills” they’re looking for, but surely they mean “soft skills,” right?
warbond@lemmy.worldtohomelab@lemmy.ml•I built a basic Proxmox overhead calculator after nearly OOMing my cluster!
4·29 days agoLol, that makes way more sense, thank you. Clearly hadn’t had enough coffee this morning!
warbond@lemmy.worldtohomelab@lemmy.ml•I built a basic Proxmox overhead calculator after nearly OOMing my cluster!
8·29 days agoI’m new to this hobby and have only dipped my toes, but please tell me “out of mana” is a commonly accepted shorthand for this problem, because I love it
Let me speak to the day’s manager, please
Haha, that didn’t even register!
If you’ve ever been on one you know that even being slightly off center is going to spill you into the water. I doubt a gator could even get on a floaty long ways like that
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News@lemmy.world•California announces minimum wage increase as governor taunts Trump
21·1 month agoWell, no, it’s not that he’s being reported on, I just don’t like how he’s positioning himself as a sewer socialism progressive while being anything but. The media is broadly complicit in that framing and I fear he’ll be the next milquetoast DNC safety pick for president regardless of the generally shifted demographics preference away from that.
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News@lemmy.world•California announces minimum wage increase as governor taunts Trump
193·1 month agoI sure do wish these media outlets would stop jerking off Gavin Newsom. He’s only comparatively progressive.
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Technology@lemmy.world•Microsoft admits Windows 11 has a GDID tracker with no off switch, first documented publicly in an FBI hacker complaintEnglish
8·2 months agoIt’s a response to the tired refrain that the latest generation are stupid and lazy
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•idiot you tuber leaving his 50 cal on the ground pointed at the picnic table
48·2 months agoImagine not leaving your weapons clear and safe, pointing downrange
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You Should Know@lemmy.world•YSK that TLA is a Three Letter AcronymEnglish
9·2 months agoEvery time you communicate an idea in a way a prescriptivist doesn’t like, an angel gets its wings
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News@lemmy.world•Houston congresswoman says man killed by ICE wasn’t intended target of agents, who weren’t wearing body cams
8·2 months agoThey should record from the moment they’re taken off of a charger until they’re put back on, I think. Makes their use even easier! Nothing to complain about, right, cops? Right, guys? Please?

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