I’ve only recently even heard of substack as some sort of social media platform. I’m almost afraid to ask, but what’s wrong with its owners?

In that case maybe the single chopstick was the first utensil…? I feel like a two-pronged stick would be ridiculed at first, much the way heliocentrism was. Imagine being the Copernicus of stick technology, lol

I went to a restaurant in Dallas near the stadiums where asking for “water, please” got us a glass bottle of whatever rich-people water they served.

Everything was expensive and the food was super whatever. It’s called Soy Cowboy, if anybody’s curious.

I would have sworn you were wrong, but I guess I assumed that it was around long before I learned the “correct” term for it. Turns out I just learned it at the same time everybody else did, basically.

Lol, MNBA

Redistricting is normally done after the US Census, which happens every decade. Next one is scheduled for 2030.

I always just mentally pronounced it neck-essary to remind myself to only use a single C. It never occurred (thanks, spell check) to me to relate it to a physical object.

Mine, of course, is “ocurr” and its iterations.

Not too gross? Good god, man.

So kind of an incompetence issue? If they can’t even secure an indictment, what kind of crazy shit are they pursuing?

Are grand juries the finger in the dike?

I’m not too hung up on the how at the moment

It was very in the open, but Trump said he didn’t know anything about it, so the sycophants believed him.

Are you kidding? Always dodge twice!

We’ve only been married for 20 years. How can I be sure she really likes me?

Sometimes it be like that.

Oh please please please

Dumb or lazy? Why not just apathetic?

Definitely chaotic good energy. Big fan of his videos.

Never had multi-user stalls or pissers, but I seem to recall a big round communal trough for high bathroom throughput. Everybody just kind of pissing in each other’s general direction.

All-powerful Pawns of the Deep State.

New band name?

“Skip to” isn’t quite fair, because the million things that can be done need to be done by tens of millions of people, and not everybody has those opportunities. So for some, “Guess I’ll get a gun while I still can,” is just the next thing they can do after voting and protesting and calling and writing and donating and speaking, because we’ve been taught for a long time that that’s how these things go and the best defense is being armed.

And even beyond that, saying “You Americans” as though we’re all a like-minded group is as silly as assuming that everyone is from the US.