,♥️ back you.
Satan you say?
That story is from 2023
I’m not super well versed in the Bible but this has to be blasphemous, no?
A machine pretending to be Jesus? Ain’t that a false idol?I’m not sure most Christians these days are concerned about spotting false idols.
It is literally taking the Lord’s name in vanity.
Interesting roster
Dear Jesus,
when you return, which Christian pastors and politicians will you smite?
Oops, it’s all Satan
Tbf, that may be a step up from what’s actually happening.
Okay, what if we build the calf out of copper wire and RAM sticks this time?
You know, one possible reason why Ea Nasir kept that complaint was because it was so ridiculous and Karen-esque and he had the best copper in the region and now he’s forever known as the guy with the bad quality copper.
in before it asks a kid to send nudes
That’s what the priests are for.
I am looking forward to the Shin Megami Tensei version of this.
I can finally learn if he masturbates by fucking his hand holes or not!
*wrists
The hand would fail holding up.
True, but then again we’re talking about a book where a guy walked across (apparently) unfrozen water, turned water into wine, and died and came back to life again.
Oh, no argument about the lividity of the Bible!
What a terrible day to be literate
Isn’t this like a false prophet or whatever
Yes. Yes it is.
Christians sure do love their blasphemy
Surely the second commandment was more of a suggestion.
They treat most of them as suggestions
Look, as long as I can keep the mistranslations that back up my internalized bigotry, I’m good.
Rules only ever apply to the out-group.
i’m not christian. my god enjoys creative blasphemy. what’s your point?
that’s about as graven as an image can be lol
But can I chat with Good Shepherd Jesus, the young Dionysian, boyish, beardless, short-haired Jesus of women and lepers? (Contrast the bearded, long-haired, often blue-eyed imperial, Apollonian and sometimes white-supremacist Jesus of kings and churches)
(Jesus’ looks and depictions was a recent topic of Dan McClellan.)
I picture my Jesus with one of them tuxedo t shirts. It says he’s kind of formal but he’s here to party.
Knocking out money changers in the temple Jesus, flipping over tables Jesus.
Some one should ask it… “since you only got chromosomes from Marry, and assuming she wasn’t intersex, does that make you trans?”
Just think, if Mary hadn’t been sleeping with the mailman we wouldn’t have to be dealing with this shit.
Oh, no, I wasn’t cheating on you this baby came from, er… God yeah, god, it’s a virgin birth honest.
can you imagine… getting Joseph drunk as fucking hell and then showing up as gabriel being like… “yeah cool story bro.”
