“Arrived cold with aftertaste of brimstone. Would not order again.”

It arrived past the 30 minute guarantee, so there was a discount.

Dogs have poor eyesight, and rely more on smell.

So if Sluggo dressed in Nancy’s clothes, he might have a chance…

If you can get a billionaire or two to back you, the right path can be profitable, and take decades to undo.

Archived version

Benny Goodman on the Let’s Dance show was around 1934-1935.

Possibly the concert for this poster was from after that, but let’s use 1935 as a reference.

According to an inflation calculator, 10 cents is worth $2.36 today.

That’s still a pretty cheap concert ticket by today’s standards!

We may get to experience that firsthand yet…

Canada and Colombia to the rescue!

It’s not April 1st yet…

Or maybe they’re trying to play on fears of coffee prices spiraling out of control, due to climate change, Trump tariffs.

Or they’re doing the subscription model thing.

Could be a tired or careless writer. Copy writing isn’t highly paid, so they have to make up for it in volume.

Since remote work became a thing, a lot of copy writing moved out of the US.

And now with AI slop…

Nothing at all?

They’ve managed to terrorize television writers and executives to think twice against criticizing whatever daily darling of the MAGA twitter outrage bots.

The next comedian to be cancelled by Sinclair/Nexstar might not have Kimmel’s pull, with ABC’s (eventual) backing.

The first bit of math is wrong:

…sticker price around $55,000… …Jeff Craig, a retired realtor, bought a slightly used 2024 version for $33,000. In exchange for 12 months and 13,000 miles, Craig got a 22% discount

It’s $22,000 in savings, but that’s a 40 percent discount, not “22%”

Next thing you know, the French will try to regulate your fries.

I’d rather have a gyro anyway.

There will be cake.

Because, you know, porn and superintelligence are inextricably linked, according to Meta engineers.

There’s only so much usable leather you can get from a single animal.

Every accusation is an admission.

That purple! Is that Lex Luthor’s Buick?

You know this kid’s porn stash is on his phone or hard drive somewhere.

Lots of interesting movies, including:

• If I Had Legs, I’d Kick You with Rose Byrne, and Conan O’Brien’s dramatic acting debut
• Jennifer Lopez’ version of Kiss Of The Spider Woman
• Brendan Fraser in Rental Family
• Andre Is An Idiot an award-winning documentary about an SF man battling cancer
• “Oldboy” Director Park Chan-wook’s No Other Choice