I’m not going to be the one who makes the joke this time …

Would you rather fight one dick the size of a gorilla, or one hundred dicks the size of a gorilla dick?

I came here for this.

(Gorillas have tiny dicks)

I have the xm4 generation of those same headphones and they are incredible.

And why do they have sticks for arms?

Doing a pretty good job of separating the art from the artist!

I love jokes that finish not with a bang, but with a whimper!

Thanks!

Also, in the last frame she is wearing his old robe.

Okay, but these are less funny, so prepare yourself.

Why did the hair net cross the road? Because there was a hairy guy on the other side.

A fish in a hair net walked into a bar. Bartender asks, “Why the long face?” The fish says, “I’m trapped in this net.”

What’s the difference between a shower cap and a hair net? Listen, Buddy. If you don’t know the answer to that question, I don’t think you’re going to be a good fit for this restaurant.

A guy walking down the beach sees a kid tossing a hair net into the waves, pulling it back with a tiny rope, then tossing it back into the water. The guy says, “Hey kid! Why are you tossing a hair net into the waves, pulling it back with a tiny rope, then tossing it back into the water?” The kid glances over at him with a bewildered look on his face, “What did you say, mister? These waves are awful loud.” So the guy shouts, “WHY ARE YOU TOSSING A HAIR NET INTO THE WAVES, PULLING IT BACK WITH A TINY ROPE, THEN TOSSING IT BACK INTO THE WATER?”

“I’m fishing for mullet”

This is the funniest hair net joke I’ve ever seen.

Who is the character peaking out from behind the Christmas tree base? I always thought that was the grandmother, but she’s standing over on the left.

Are you thinking of the Pinto?

Woodworker here. If your wood is still alive, try hitting it with a hammer to put it out of it’s misery.

It’s not going to happen. Everything gets left in place unless it specifically blocks some new agenda moving forward. Guantanamo is still a prison.

So one kind of plastic has to serve every use case of plastic in order to be plastic with a point?

Finally, some math I can understand.

Free is free

I’m going to downvote this post … after I upvote it twice