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  • LMAO! I actually have a story from Iraq that goes with this. In the last few days before we left, we had a platoon cookout, and our NBC specialist did this with a chunk of ice cubes that froze together in the shape of a dick. But instead of having his head positioned like this, he tilted his head back. Well his grip on the ice slipped and he dropped it down till it got lodged in the back of his throat. The medics took one look and they’re all shoulders “keep calm, breath slow and let the ice dick melt” those are words I will remember till I take my last breath.














  • Ice doesn’t have drones, yet. But your comment reminded me of a game from my youth. Mutant football league. (Shut up, I’m old). It was awesome. Mines and pits all over the field. At the time sports games were rather boring. That game was so fun because you could use the field dangers to do better, and better utilize your team with its flaws to overcome better teams if you were smart about it. There was also a mutant hockey league game that was just as fun, if not moreso because it was faster, which made it easier to hit those environmental dangers.