We have a poultry/pig processing plant in town that pays $14/hr starting. Which is less than 2 x the minimum wage. Which isn’t even remotely close to a living wage in any neighboring counties 2 deep at least. I eat at a restaurant where a guy works his second job that he needs to survive. According to him (I can’t nor do I care to confirm) he lives with his girlfriend and two roommates, the roommates also all work at the same facility and also all have 2nd jobs.

Man, I can’t wait to see this movie

I switch around a lot and was considering getting it for a month but then the Colbert thing happened and now this? Never again.

My personal favorite is “the defendant didn’t show up”. It’s worked for me twice now.

“I just plan to play around with it in the yard”

Edit: literally me when I bought throwing knives and a target board.

Nah she’s just opporunistic. She’s a populist above all.

Well thanks for the benefit of the doubt. But I totally face planted and deserve it.

Apparently lol. After his previous stances, I thought no way is it real. It’s like MTG fighting for the ACA. I was like, no fuckin way is this real. But 2025 yo. Everything is ridiculous, nothing is probable, everything is dangerous and wildly likely. Who fuckin knows at this point? I honestly wouldn’t be surprised by flying scorpions at this point. Like you keep assuming it can’t get worse but it always does. So fucking flying scorpions doesn’t sound that far fetched anymore.

God damnit I bit an onion that wasn’t even there lol.

Martha is more gangster than snoop.

That being said, he went right with ice cube. Fuck both.

You realize this is the onion, right?

Definitely the latter.

Honestly I’m kinda surprised that some right wing billionaire didn’t buy the company and cancel the book.

According to Jim Jeffries there’s another term for nonce in former British colonies. Rock spider. Named so for their penchant to get into small holes.

This Tyson facility is vegan, right?

Lol they very much are. I never considered them good.

I don’t know why that name was brought up but it’s totally irrelevant.

So does fire.

That made me lol like a crazy person in a parking lot with the top down as I wait for someone.