So, while in the Amazon I asked my guide how on earth and animal so slow was not hunted to extinction. His reply “they don’t taste very good”
Everyone is going to say various things but the wolf is closest to all of us. Humanity has always relied on cooperation and the farther along society gets the more we need it. Its one reason things have gotten so effed up. There is a certain amount of assholes that can be absorbed by the system but when they get to be too many or too influential it breaks down the whole system.
That’s neat and all but I’m just trying not to fall out of this fucking tree.
yeah and that is one of the ways we are so effed up because we need a system where no one has to worry about falling out so they can work on getting up to those higher leaves without concern.
Which animal embodies, “the concept of success is a capitalist mindset that keeps you buying things you don’t need and comparing yourself to others, which robs you of contentment and some happiness”?
That’s just wrong. The concept of success exists in many ideologies. It’s just the generally accepted (in capitalist states) definition of success that’s a problem.
It’s okay, you don’t have to be that animal, I was asking for myself.
Realistically I’m a spider, but I’m rather envious of the sloth’s ability to poop only once a week
the monkey’s paw curls another finger
Apparently I’m a spider sloth hybrid
Spidersloth, spidersloth
Does whatever a spidersloth doesCan he swing from a web? Technically yes, but it’s not recommended
Look out! Here comes spider-sloth
As the spider-sloth plummets faster and faster into the hard ground below, it suddenly remembers its mother’s words long ago:
“Yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyooooo…” * splat *
Sloth and it’s not even close
sloth caption should actually be something like “I rely on consuming next to no energy and resources by moving very slowly”
To be fair, they’re very good at not falling from trees.
They fall like every week! They’re just really good at surviving falls.
Spiders are the best animals.
On the internet, nobody knows you’re a spider.
Some websites might not like spiders on the internet https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Web_spider
We must care for the spiderbros and spidersises.
I’m gonna blend in with these similar looking creatures and hope one of them gets eaten instead of me.
Looks like my survival strategy is inspired from sloth’s.
My group relies on loyalty to each other for our success but if there’s any trouble, I’m gone.
