It’s pronounced “Fronkensteen”

Could’ve been decades or centuries. You can never be too careful as to whether you’re unwittingly talking to a vampire.

Hard times make men strong,
Strong men make good times,
Good times make men soft,
Soft men make me hard

*Carotid artery

The jugular is a vein and doesn’t have the pressure to spray like that.

Well I suppose that issue goes away next month when win 10 goes EOL and stops getting updates.

Speed: fart
End: slut

Care to fill those of us that still don’t get it in?

The problem developed nations are currently facing is that we need enough young people working to continue to support the current population as it ages and retires. The absolute population probably doesn’t need to be as big as it is (unless you plan on starting a war like Russia for example) but it’s not clear how to manage a reducing population gracefully.

Good idea, fostering a military culture of not reporting bad news has never gone wrong

If you think Intel being a private company has prevented hardware backdoors being added to their chips, I have some bad news for you.

Like… firing condoms from a gun? Were they used and aimed at your mum’s snatch?

I don’t think Trump was able to talk much as his mouth was otherwise engaged…

And a guy with a big chin on the right with his eyes popping out cartoon style

Reality is the name of her cat

And it’s still .xls

I’ll have you know France deserves at least half the blame for most of those lines.

Anyway imagine feeling like you have a kind of flu that makes you projectile vomit out of your ass.

It’s weird, I don’t remember anyone saying Tesla was “flooding” anywhere when they were selling well…

We still have a queen she’s just not the monarch.