Agreed.

The bar can’t be “not as corrupt as America”. That’s not a bar, that’s the ground. They can and should do better.

Point to the relevance of Israel on New York politics? Why would he publicly take a position that has no value for the office he’s running for? Sounds like a good way to lose for literally no benefit.

Anaconda is the film for this one

Objection, relevance

Nah, a worthless gasoline burp and an unearned breakdown ruined that movie for me. All the actors acted their asses off, Nolan fucked it up though

Bruh

Foreskin restoration != you can restore your foreskin , OPs title

I mean, it’s not really an accurate title. What was cut off can’t be restored. Sure, you can stretch the skin to be something like a foreskin, but it doesn’t have the nerve endings that were removed.

And you’re suggesting that democrats reverse direction on a position that’s been a major driver for votes for them for decades now. Yeah, they won’t win your purple county over it, but they’ll definitely not lose all the blue counties they win because of it.

Abortion is a wedge issue because it’s one those things that feels incredibly moral no matter what side you’re on.

Anti-abortion think it’s allowing for murder cause “baby-killing”. I want to give it more depth than that, but that’s about as deep as it goes

Pro-abortion correctly calls that it doesn’t save anywhere near as many babies as it will kill both babies and mothers. A reality we’re seeing play out with the overturn of Roe v Wade

This is one of the unfortunate cases where religions are wrong and will need to adjust to reality. Hell, most evangelicals adjusted to seeing abortion as morally wrong in the last 50 years or so (to convince them to vote republican)

The cool thing about catholicism is that the pope can and does change the rules. He just needs to be proactive on this and explain to his flock why it needs to change.

Really sounds like catholics need to stop being stupid about abortion. You rush to baptize dying newborns cause they now have souls, but there’s no fear for stillborns since they don’t. Maybe aligning that shit with your abortion stance would fix the issue.

Talk to your pope about that, maybe?

Yes, but one should be on Mr Peanutbutter’s head instead of Princess Caroline’s

My, uh, riff attempts for this song get really, really dark.

Tie him to a rock and throw him over

Throw him in a tub full o’ boiling water

It’s Paul. All of the numbered chapters in the new testament are letters from Paul. In this case, to Timothy.

Paul is lame and destroyed the anarchic majesty that was the early church

You’re telling me a Kentucky fried this chicken?

Nope. Not even this. Still useless crap. MS Paint would’ve been better.

Can he swing from a web? Technically yes, but it’s not recommended

Look out! Here comes spider-sloth

Francesca is a comedian and left-leaning political activist. Definitely a joke.

She also wrote “The Leopards Ate My Face” song. Was also one of the targets of the early anti-sjw shit that spawned gamergate on YouTube with her DeCoded show for MTV

Lesbians?