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Wait… is there an innocent reading of that barn sticker??
Why is there a bumper sticker for farmfucking?!
classic Welshposting
In case anyone didn’t catch it, that’s “I bone my dog” 😬😄
There was once someone who printed a roll of stickers with pictures of wood screws on them, and would put them over the hearts on “I ❤️ MY _” stickers.
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So a man walks into a bar, and sits down. He starts a conversation with an old guy next to him. The old guy has obviously had a few. He says to the man:
“You see that dock out there? Built it myself, hand crafted each piece, and it’s the best dock in town! But do they call me “McGregor the dock builder”? No! And you see that bridge over there? I built that, took me two months, through rain, sleet and scoarching weather, but do they call me “McGregor the bridge builder”? No! And you see that pier over there, I built that, best pier in the county! But do they call me “McGregor the pier builder”? No!”
The old guy looks around, and makes sure that nobody is listening, and leans to the man, and he says:
“but you fuck one sheep…”
I guess we’re going to have to draw straws to see who is going into the barn to find out
“Don’t trust the sheep! They’re liars!”
Nah, they just learned to recognize the sound of a zipper opening.
It was baaa-aaaa-aaaad
Do you suppose they’ll talk? What if they don’t trust ewe?
