I was editing an Irish comedy recently which used “yinz” and “yiz” a lot.

Was Zappa against pegging? it’s definitely in a number of his lyrics

“I can take about an hour
on the tower of power
as long as I gets
a little golden shower”

I dont know if it’s a different recipe but you can get Irn Bru in Kroger.

podcasts - behind the bastards, you’re dead to me, no such thing as a fish

I have a 15+ year resume in my field and I struggled to find a job this year. It’s not because of you that finding a job is hard. It’s that job sites are like dating sites: the majority of posts are fake. You should decide on what kind of job you want and approach recruiters in that field - even with, maybe especially with, your requirements, they’ll be able to help you better than clicking auto-apply on LinkedIn.

It’s a response to a meme going around of a white guy holding up a sign with the text “We can disagree and still be friends.” People are pointing out that the moment Trump got elected the two main right wing “jokes” that happened were school girls being told “your body my choice” and black people being sent anonymous texts telling them plantations were about to kidnap them for cotton picking.

“type cast” is the casual phrase

in technical acting terms it’s usually referred to as “playing close to self”

scientists said this?

BFU deez nuts lmao gottem

452 is after 300 so that would be consistent with OP, however, here’s a “source” such as it is claiming her virginity in 150 AD https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gospel_of_James

OP might be confusing the adipartheos of Mary - the belief that she was a virgin before, during and after the birth of Christ. Some even go as so far as to imply Jesus wasn’t born like a human and emerged in some other way, which I’ll leave to the readers imagination.

they allow food dye so we should end vaccinations for children?

not to mention the squirrel got injured to the point it’s bone was sticking out of its tail and the guy didn’t take it to the vet because they wouldn’t let him keep it as a pet.

eh, scientology already did it better

The other part of it is there’s not only one monkey who does Hamlet correct on the first attempt, there’s two, three four, guess what - an infinite amount of them.

And another infinity that get it right after 5 minutes

Another infinity that take exactly 10 years 3 months 2 days 3 hours 4 minutes and 17 seconds

And another infinity that takes one second less than the life of the universe

And another infinity that takes a googleplex of the lifetime of the universe to complete

that’s the point of the thought experiment

–Flemming Ramussen, 1988

I used it (some android version of it popped up) when driving to an eventthe other day and the other people were texting as I was on my way. It tried to summarize the entire 9-month conversation not just new messages, and it thought the group chat name - “Bilbo Baggins My Balls” - was just one person talking to me, so it was complete nonsense that completely distracted me while driving. AI strikes again.

you don’t have to make a living from the thing you enjoy most in life, in fact it’s sometimes better not to.

appreciate it thanks, I’ll take a look

yes, I can run docker.

if the instrument is that different to the politician why do they both tongue A minor but struggle to hit the double Ds consistently?

the problem is you can’t take those weaknesses and call it “academic” - it’s a contradiction in terms.

When a real academic makes up answers its a problem, when chatgpt does it its part of the expectation.