Found him.
I hate it when I’m trying to use the mouse and my Saddam-bone keeps farting pink clouds out of my arm.
Looks like Saddam’s pink boner tbh.
He’s not that well-endowed. Guy was hanged, not hung.
idk I bet Saddam had a fat hog on him.
hog
That’s haram.
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Fucking edited out the Saddam Hussein part XD
Does anybody have any tips for when you’re shaking a hot dog really hard up and down to make sure it’s just the right temperature befor you eat it but your carpal tunnel flares up?
Asking for a friend.
Use the fingers on your other hand to gently stroke the bottom of the bun.
I bet if you handle hot dogs as much as a computer mouse it would start to hurt. It’s not just about posture and position; it’s about repetition. 😌
“Is 7 hot dogs a day bad?”
“Well it’s not good.”
Classic!
the true inspiration for those vertical mice: Hot Dogs
Well now you leave me with a conundrum. For I want hot dogs, yet do not have hot dogs. I demand you send me hot dogs. Or a big fat juicy dick. I’d be okay with that too.
Who holds a hot dog like that lmao
Well how else would you answer a call?
