Maybe, but honestly I think they should really just focus on befriending good people that they get along with. Any given straight man may find that in a gay man, but plenty of others will find close friendships in people regardless of gender or orientation.
Probably more important to find people you vibe with and like doing the same things you do than to specifically seek out token characters from different demographics.
Also if you’re excluding people from being your friend because they’re gay, you don’t deserve to have friends anyway.
Wait I thought gay sex was the point? Is that not what we’re talking about?
If I could get over the crippling anxiety of meeting new people, I’d be happy to hang out with anyone regardless of who they like.
How about a n NBC sitcom about a Republican racist asshole who moves to Seattle and makes a ton of friends only to find out they are all gay at the nude bike riding parade?
I remember dat phan did a bit like this:
This neighborhood is so nice.
Everyone is holding hands.
O look a Walmart! wait? Gay-mart? wtf typo?
W/eHey that man stole my… curtains!?
Damn, weren’t gay men just teaching us empathy last week thanks to Obama?
I can’t wait to see what hetero deficiency the media drops in your lap to fix for us next week.
Thank you so much, and I’m sorry?
As a completely straight man myself I find the gays to give the best blowjobs.
Boy, do I have news for you…
You can absolutely be straight and have gay sex. A hole is a hole. I’ve known a few straight men who have done it and still don’t seek out men or find them attractive. Conversely, I know gay men who have fucked women and don’t actively seek out women to this day.
A circumstantial fuck is just that: you getting your rocks off when given the opportunity. We don’t need to be questioning people’s identities as if we know other people’s minds like our own. That’s not our place and we don’t need to be prescriptivists.
Imo if you fuck a dude in any way, you lose straight as a title forever and you become at minimum heteroflexible.
Source: Gold Star cishet who wishes to be even slightly gayer cus damn it looks fun
Imo if you fuck a dude in any way, you lose straight as a title forever
I knew straight women were a myth!
I’ve never been a mushroom fan, but every 5-10 years, I taste them again to see if my tastes have changed, though they never do. Does that mean I do in fact like mushrooms?
Actually scratch that question - it’s not a decision that anyone but the person in question can make. Correcting someone about their orientation is a major overstep.
(I know you weren’t the person who initially did that, I’m just speaking generally)
If every few years you taste mushroom again, you seem to be quite open to the concept of potentially liking mushroom.
Well, yeah, I’m not a bigot.
I don’t like mushrooms though. Like the person I responded to wishes they were less straight, I wish I did like mushrooms, in my case because it would be more convenient to be able to cook with more ingredients.
Don’t let your dreams be dreams. Hop on grindr and you’ll have 20+ offers in a few hours.
Don’t think I haven’t worked through this in my head lol
Fair enough! 😂
No, no, he’s saying the lesbians give the best BJs…
I just made a gay friend from school and it’s honestly great. Were both gamers and he has a ton of cute girl friends that he has introduced me too lol
I don’t care who you like to fuck. Can you play Warhammer?
They gays aren’t really big into Warhammer, now the furries, they have all that disposable IT money to spend on some respectable units.
Fake. The furry and LGBTQ+ overlap is huge. I was originally gonna say “almost a circle”, but that would imply that almost all gay people are furries. So instead, here’s my 5-min Joplin 100% scientifically proven graph.
Now show furries in IT, it will have the most overlap with straight and then bi and trans will be the minority.
I am willing to deal with a cheesy lisp if you play a good game of Terraforming Mars or Gaia Project.
I was confused at first because I thought you meant LISP the programming language, not lisp the 1990s stereotype.
I don’t know anything about warhammer, but I agree to your first sentence. I really don’t care how people spend their free time or how they look under their clothing. And I really wished all the people would think this way.
So what I’m hearing is you can’t play Warhammer. We’ll start you on Kill Team.
I don’t know if I’m able to learn this. I’m a nerd, you know?
Honestly I just want friends. I don’t care who you are, who you love, how you identify.
Why can’t I find other people to sit around, drop acid, and argue about good music?
Hello friend.
No shit eh?
Gay couple? Do both like classic LAN games, some board games, etc and have an appreciation for sarcastic humor? Cool, it’s a 2-for-1 friend special! Why not?
Bro, the demographics don’t matter. Just make friends with the people that you mutually enjoy the company of. If they’re not a horrible person, then you should be friends. Expanding the demographics you’re willing to accept as friends can only really expand how many people you have as friends. Unless some of your friends have some sort of hatred for some of your other friends.
A partner of mine had many fay male friends. She relayed a story once about one of her gay male friends hanging out with a straight person he was trying to be friends with. She showed me the texts he’d sent her on their hangout and they contained things loke: “what the fuck do straight people like?” and “what the hell are we supposed to talk about?” and “we are just kind of sitting here silently and I feel awkward”.
I don’t have a point with this anecdote but I always laugh when I think about it.
Good questions. Uhhhhh, some common interests include video games (gay people too), there’s sports sometimes. Cars I guess. That’s the vague shit at least. I feel like most straight guys have to like at least one of those things. Most have other interests that are more niche. Honestly, fair enough question lol, hope he found a couple out!
Straight men need to wash their assholes more and stop claiming cleaning their butts is gay. Might make more friends that way.
The only man irl I’ve met who didn’t wash his ass because he thought it was gay … I found out was raped as a child.
The joke isn’t funny anymore. The number of men I’ve met who were raped as children by other men, is a lot higher than I think people realize. It’s traumatizing and there isn’t support.
I’ve read one too many r/AITAH where the guy is like this and the woman is like, “he streaks the couch and bed sheets. Should I leave him?”
they should try pissing sitting more too
I’ve done a lot of pissing pre and post op.
Pissing while seated on a toilet sucks if you have a penis.
Penis-havers really should have more access to urinals in residential settings imo, that body configuration is just not built to pee sitting down.
Honestly… overrated unless you are at home and looking to kill time or take a moment to yourself.
I’ll take a sauna/bath/sitnpiss on the occasion but the quickie is just easier in most cases and definitely outside the home where you’re dealing with public restrooms.
Keeping something in your ass, like shit, sounds pretty gay to me
Instructions unclear, initiated affair with gay coworker.
Seems like an absolute win
It’s been a solid team building experience.
Wife isn’t super thrilled, though.
Living in San Francisco, if I met someone with no lgbtq+ friends I would probably steer clear of them.
Isn’t a decent chunk of San Francisco part of one massive polycule by now, anyway?
The success of the Greater Portland Polycule cannot be understated
Aw jeez I wasn’t invited
As a straight, married man, sounds good to me.
As a straight man, I love Fabolous friends.
