Red state captive here. The trumpanzees don’t give a shit. The individual feds that got axed by Trump are pretty upset, but the ones that weren’t directly targeted still just play damage control for the fucker any time you bring it up.

“Man who regularly breaks law without consequence continues to break law without consequence. More at 11!”

Catastrophizing is a thing, but so is pattern recognition. In the context of current events, your fears are not only rational, but they may turn out to be critical to your survival if it prompts you to start planning for the train wreck headed our way.

My personal recommendation: if you don’t have a current passport, start the process like NOW. Being able to step out of the path of the aforementioned train if needed is a huge peace of mind.

…I fucking hate how good the photoshop job here is.

Start with Musk. Then scrap the law.

If I understand the rules correctly, Denmark will need to invade the US before that happens.

…idk, that one guy kinda killed it for me.

What was the OP even about? This conversation is totally scrambled.

Denmark should send a single egg, accompanied by a note offering assistance in these trying times.

…what do you mean ‘besides’?

Kinda concerning, but then what isn’t nowadays.

A smoldering sales floor is a stronger statement.

First of all, fuck Trump.

…actually I guess that’s all I really had on my mind. Carry on.

The only people that can take him down are an army at this point.

Incidentally, the US Army is among those who are oath bound to depose Donald Trump.

Even if his orders are lawful, they’ve sworn an oath to defend the constitution from all threats foreign and domestic: they’re duty bound to engage him in the exact same way they do with a combatant from Isis or something. Donald Trump is an enemy to the US.

In my experience, it’s used to spitshine poverty.

Hey wait a minute, that’s just a grocery store.

And he would have gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for you those meddling… um… y’know, the things that make Trump experience consequences when he breaks the law… well this is embarrassing, must just be on the tip of my tongue…

…here, lemme dig through the history of the last decade, once I see it I’ll surely recognize it.

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…here it is! Alright, *clears throat*

And he would have gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for those meddling headlines about how he’s fuming over the judge’s treatment of him!

HA! Sweet, sweet justice.

Narrator: “It spread. A lot. Like, a lot a lot. Really you wouldn’t believe how much it spread. It spread like Domino’s™ all new creamy red sauce on only the freshest of dough seasoned wi—”

*car crashes*