synae[he/him]

You do eventually get the close tag, when you log out. Lol

Knowledge tells you that it’s safe to push to prod on Friday afternoon.

Wisdom is knowing it’s better to wait 'til Monday and go to the bar instead.

Yer doing it wrong

Careful you don’t become an elementaryscoholic

Goes great with my Couplabeers!

Incredibly true for me these days. But don’t fret, shellcheck and tldp.org is all you need. And maybe that one stackoverflow answer about how to get the running script’s directory

This one is my bookmark

https://tldp.org/LDP/abs/html/parameter-substitution.html

Everybody has a test environment, but some people also have a seperate production environment

A question format I like to use on my dad, who voted for Trump as a “strong republican” but isn’t as far gone as most red hats:

Let’s say he is not a Russian asset. How would his actions if he were be any different?

Rolls off the tongue!

Someone should be fired for “a the lord of the rings game”, eesh

What’s the guarantee that the build process you see generated the binaries you’re downloading?

Innocence is insufficient in our society

Hygge me baby

“And thus, the students were enlightened”

I like breadsticks and beans

I love my little k3s box and having all my config in git

How dare you! First of all, it’s a beautiful distributed graph theory tree model…

Dune 3 gonna be lit

Yes, I used to work in a building in downtown SF that was “historic” (old) with windows that actually opened, and every week day starting around 4pm we’d all close the single-pane windows to slightly quiet the irritating honking that was 17 stories below us. It was still audible but a good pair of headphones had a chance of being successful.

All it ever took was one person’s honk to start a chain reaction that would go on for hours.