I rethought the religion I was born into and I left it.
Your move, The Satanic Temple.
Hell, yes!
Join and donate if you aren’t already a member.
Yeah, we all think your jokes about your made up religion are funny… But keep in mind, this will not apply to all religions, nor was it ever meant to.
I mean, you have to realize that by now, right?
Also when the federal employee is Muslim? Or is it just Christians and Mormons who will be allowed to do so?
Hail Satan!
Well, lets talk about that, at work, on the taxpayers dime. I’ll set us up an 8 hour meeting to go over that on monday. We can continue to meet on this until we get it all sorted.
Start recruiting new Satanists in front of your most pearl-clutching coworkers
Hail satan, and have a lovely day, madame.
It’s time you government drones learned about Sithrak, the angry insane god who tortures everyone forever no matter who you are or what you did.
Corporate managers must be his acolytes!
Hail Sithrak! Long may they reign!
Let me introduce you to my new religion: Epsteinism. It’s mainly not letting anyone forget about this ever no matter what shit gets kicked up to distract us from the fact that Trump is on the list.
“Your desires to be seen as a good Christian seem to be causing you misery. I must encourage you to abandon them for the 8 fold path”
Pastafarianism is going to grow.
Ramen
Hail our Holy Noodle
Unfortunately Trump’s parents didn’t re-think aborting Trump.
It’s never too late for a retroactive abortion.
Epstein
The church of Jeffrey Epstein recognizes Donald John Trump as its new leader.
By the nine! The emperor has brought back Talos worship!
We must all labor for Roko’s Basilisk.
