On social media, Holsey said he would retire on December 12, but did not give a reason.

“I don’t want my name on this shit.” Probably being it

“In 1902, they were going to put a statue of Robert E. Lee up. Would have been okay with me,” Trump said. “A lot of people wouldn’t have liked it, would have been okay with me. It would have been okay with a lot of the people in this room, but they didn’t do that.”

Bruh

“President Pritzker” has a good sound to it, many people are saying it

My local library got half their books from Baker & Taylor, not anymore

Unfortunately that’s just for the original insulin formula, the modern redesigns are more effective and, since they are technically a different product, price gouged all to hell

Lol

Don’t worry the SC said racial profiling is totally legal and cool

By top… Men…

They slob his knob with this cover and it’s still not enough for this bald baby

If only we had some sort of, I dunno, safety board that could have determined how this could have happened? https://www.chemicalprocessing.com/safety-security/risk-assessment/news/55296583/chemical-industry-pushes-back-on-trump-plan-to-axe-safety-watchdog

• 20 years later *

“The water in your doomsday bunker is infected with legionnaires disease after you dumped your runoff into the backyard”

“Alright, who do I pay?”

*Everyone dies *

Welp, there it is, it’s all over folks

Did you have fun?

Did you learn anything?

Elon Musk 🤝 Stonetoss

going insane from a botched penis surgery

"My father immigrated here from Nicaragua. One of my prized possessions is his immigration papers from when he came here — I have them in a frame,” Von said last week. “This was just fucked up. It was fucked up.”

In a social media post responding to DHS — which was later deleted — Von wrote that he didn’t “approve to be used in this. I know you know my address so send a check. And please take this down and please keep me out of your ‘banger’ deportation videos.”

Why were you supporting him you fucking moron?

God who falls for this unprofessional shit

Looks around

Sighs

is this the guy who was caught masturbating in his office

seeing this in my inbox for this was the funniest thing to wake up to

I think you replied to the wrong article

Going forward, journalists must sign a pledge not to gather any information, including unclassified reports, that hasn’t been authorized for release.

hahahahaha

“We must negate the machines-that-think. Humans must set their own guidelines. This is not something machines can do. Reasoning depends upon programming, not on hardware, and we are the ultimate program! Our Jihad is a “dump program.” We dump the things which destroy us as humans!”