https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KivCRqfFcqY

WACKO

Hahaha, what a story, Mark! Anyway, how’s your sex life?

The works of the roots of the vines, of the trees, must be destroyed to keep up the price, and this is the saddest, bitterest thing of all. Carloads of oranges dumped on the ground. The people came for miles to take the fruit, but this could not be. How would they buy oranges at twenty cents a dozen if they could drive out and pick them up? And men with hoses squirt kerosene on the oranges, and they are angry at the crime, angry at the people who have come to take the fruit. A million people hungry, needing the fruit- and kerosene sprayed over the golden mountains. And the smell of rot fills the country. Burn coffee for fuel in the ships. Burn corn to keep warm, it makes a hot fire. Dump potatoes in the rivers and place guards along the banks to keep the hungry people from fishing them out. Slaughter the pigs and bury them, and let the putrescence drip down into the earth.

There is a crime here that goes beyond denunciation. There is a sorrow here that weeping cannot symbolize. There is a failure here that topples all our success.

Thanks for the principles you sleepy jackasses

28 monkeys later

If only Brazilian beef wasn’t tariffed due to them prosecuting fascism

Lmao the eruption of laughter like a studio audience when he tripped

On social media, Holsey said he would retire on December 12, but did not give a reason.

“I don’t want my name on this shit.” Probably being it

“In 1902, they were going to put a statue of Robert E. Lee up. Would have been okay with me,” Trump said. “A lot of people wouldn’t have liked it, would have been okay with me. It would have been okay with a lot of the people in this room, but they didn’t do that.”

Bruh

“President Pritzker” has a good sound to it, many people are saying it

My local library got half their books from Baker & Taylor, not anymore

Unfortunately that’s just for the original insulin formula, the modern redesigns are more effective and, since they are technically a different product, price gouged all to hell

Lol

Don’t worry the SC said racial profiling is totally legal and cool

By top… Men…

They slob his knob with this cover and it’s still not enough for this bald baby

If only we had some sort of, I dunno, safety board that could have determined how this could have happened? https://www.chemicalprocessing.com/safety-security/risk-assessment/news/55296583/chemical-industry-pushes-back-on-trump-plan-to-axe-safety-watchdog

• 20 years later *

“The water in your doomsday bunker is infected with legionnaires disease after you dumped your runoff into the backyard”

“Alright, who do I pay?”

*Everyone dies *

Welp, there it is, it’s all over folks

Did you have fun?

Did you learn anything?