“Powerful start”

Not very secure, is she?

Can we not walk and chew gum at the same time? for Christ’s sake

Texas is beyond parody

Wow, I 150% assumed he was dead and no Democrat would gain access to him. So Trump and Bukakke Bukele really were just dicks about not producing him.

That’s a silver lining, would prefer them dead or in prison, but something I suppose

Because he is dead

A Nagger

someone told them what the acronym really meant, musta thought it was an EV credit or something

bees pollinate flowers

Bluebird in my ass - Paul McCartney

You seriously don’t know Trump and Republicans have explicity said they want to annex Canada?

“Why don’t we just go there?”

“Shutupshutupshutupshutup”

He chose to keep wasting money

Tim Fuckley?

“I’ve done far worse than kill you. I’ve hurt you. And I wish to go on hurting you.”

-RFK jr. to America

huh, here I was told republicans are good with the economy

Sad!

A bit late you dorks

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