pfft BWA-HAHAHAHHHAA

Soon to be a member of KCI, Kentucky Correctional Institution

Um, no! *(giggles in fed)

No, we don’t. Just because you’re reporting it doesn’t make it so. I’m not going into debt for some piece of plastic in nice packaging.

Dar mourns for Seth.

My choom.

“You’re not my real stool! You’re just a stepstool!”

Bye, Bob.

My niece and nephew loved the “this guy” gag. What’s got two thumbs and thinks you’re the coolest? THIS GUY! and point to yourself with your thumbs.

No. Jusssst realllly happy to sssssee you!

🔥b00bs🔥 feel like bags of sand 💯

Now that avian flu is available in hamberders, masks only get in the way of eating. So, still irrelevant and illegal.

The El Camino is a mullet.

?

Ah, yes. Mozzarella. Fruit of the udder.

I heard it as “What do you call a cow that’s had an abortion?”

Stop.

“Jesus juice”

“I know this ship like the back of my hand.”

You deserve good things in life.