Lies. Millennials don’t have mortgages because they can’t afford homes.
Username only checks out under a very sarcastic lens
Can confirm, username is satirical.
I thought as much, but I can never be sure on Lemmy.
There’s some crazy bastards out here in the wild west of the world wide web.
I managed to save up with my wife by living with my parents. We bought a house in foreclosure from the 2008 crash. Otherwise we never would’ve been able to do it.
Millennial home owner, but my house is tiny and shitty. Oh and I prob would’ve paid a lot more without a familial connection (no, not my parents and I still paid over 300k yay).
Are millennials familiar with VHS?
Yes. At least older ones. My family got our first DVD player when I was in highschool.
I feel seen.
I’m not bald!
Pretty bold assumption that nobody else can read.
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wtf i’m 22
I do, and none of those apply. So far.
I FEEL PERSONALLY ATTACKED.
How’s your back pain?
Not great haha
I have a beautiful head of hair, you sexist bastard.
I’m mid twenties, I know what it is. What do I win?
A kiss from me. Another person in their mid 20s
Hot dang! From the Wizard Pope themselves! #jealous
A magical smooch that heals all ailments.
Shall I bring the amyl nitrates for after the kiss?
I accept
A Mortgage? They must think we’re idiots.
Oi! I’m 29 and definitely don’t have a mortgage. No don’t look at my hairline, it’ll stay that way forever and not receed a millimetre further!
Me to my hairline: Stop right there, criminal scum!
I was so happy my hairline didn’t recede. Until I found that bald patch on the back of my head!
Ha, I’m still in my thirties, still have hair and my mortgage has been paid off
Lies! No one can afford anything ever!
Haha, got ya! I know what it is, and I’m in my fifties!
