Boil an egg in it for a truly unique experience.

Politicians amirite

Congresspeople? How dare you assume they’re people?!

I was there. It wasn’t that great.

Nice package!

And?

Epstein?

Epstein!!

You voted for this. Over and over and over and over and over.

Anytime the abbreviation or acronym includes the word, “Federal”, you can be sure it was done incorrectly and at the greatest expense to the taxpayer.

Teach me.

Who?

This is the kind of swag I like!

Whoa. Slow down. Maybe you should send an email first. Not too strongly worded, please. You don’t want to hurt anyone’s feelings.

Slow sobbing

Ring ring!

A beanier time.

Profit

It’s about the cars, bruh

Lucky