When you thought you were doing the right thing then the lunatics changed the rules but you don’t care.

Was it to make room to fit the 690% increase in newborns?

Did they look like fascists?

Fascism?

Make beef stew.

Good opportunity to get ahead of the student loans!

Nice

Chickens don’t menstruate.

Me and my family

Wow

Awesome

I’ll bet the owner of that dealership sure is sorry for jumping on last month’s bandwagon! Idiot!

I’m on the edge of my seat!

Does this smell like nitrogen to you?

Just as long as I’m not getting tossed into the beach

Hmmm. Are we not doing electric cars anymore? Sorry. I’m out of the loop.

Neat! Tell us more!

What’s “EU AID”? Is that a real thing?

Right? Deported for harboring known criminals.

Nah