Oooooh! He said the thing!

“great”?

Your shrimp Alfredo sucks! Maybe

Holy cow I almost puked.

No. Proceed

I hope this takes off like a moth.

America sucks!

“news”

Vintage!

This phone is as smart as apple pie.

How is this news?

Where moth

Says you. The beardier the better!

As if. I went into crazy debt. I’m still paying for it. But yeah. Boo hoo

Have tons of crazy sex, do piles of drugs, camp, see live music, dance, sex, drugs, repeat.

Same as now really

I mean the “B” does stand for “Beaver”, right?

Why does the universe torture us?

Can’t they use Russia instead?

Exactly

Is this about moths or Iran?