Gray does not understand the relief of cancelled plans.

https://projectshaka.com/

As opposed to the fap stash, which was the pile of porn mags in the forest in the 70s

If all it does is vibrate why does it need a firmware update?

Okay but who’s Gandalf on Teletubbies?

The first time I installed a keylogger was to snipe my dad’s AOL password so I could turn off parental controls on my account.

Put any problem between teenagers and porn and they will solve it in an efficient and repeatable way.

I love these bills because it’s gonna create a second generation of hackers.

Recommend removing the colored chalk to prevent independent thought alarms

Commie Aussies

Yeah, the decline of broadcasting and democratization of media production has splintered culture, even in porn.

Make me.

Does Gen Z have any iconic porn stars or is it all just camgirls?

14 year olds

They stopped wearing salmon as hats and started wrecking shit.

Like most revolutionaries

Fuckin narc

Also I’m not a boomer.

Harvesting methane from landfills and livestock waste is done, it’s just not nearly as efficient as getting it from the ground.

And while it’s a potent greenhouse gas it breaks down much faster than CO2 in the atmosphere

“It’s swing music so it’s okay” was probably what she thought

I wasn’t gonna block the strait, but then I got high

I was gonna let all the boats go float, but then I got high

Now I’m shooting down Shaheds, and I know why

Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high

Did they really? That may have been peak 90s