Person asks bully to leave them alone this one time.

He prefers cake?

I do this every Sunday and I’m not a dick that enables pedophiles. Where’s my news coverage?

I guess? It was a really fun time.

In this economy?!

She was about to outcaptain the Kirk until Sun Sarandon’s husband busted up the scene.

You sonuva bitch. I’m in.

Yelling, “Enthusiastic consent” in a public place is frowned upon but not illegal.

In the roms of an Angel…

Dearest Luigi, I don’t have the strength to do what is necessary. Grant me the power to do what needs to be done.

Would.

I wish I was a credible threat.

I would rock the fuck out of a Diamond encrusted gold guillotine.

Ploppers

Weird to see a Men at Work gif.

That’s metal AF

Tangelo

I hope all rich people are in a helicopter at that time.

This is exactly the kind of thing I’d expect from the people that ruined Brad’s wife’s life.

I’m ready for it.