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Et Al@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days ago

Kristi Noem Says Cannibal Ate Himself on ICE Deportation Flight

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Kristi Noem Says Cannibal Ate Himself on ICE Deportation Flight

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Et Al@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days ago
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The wild story was told during a tour of the “Alligator Alcatraz” migrant detention centre.
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    Yes, let’s talk about her stupid story instead of the concentration camp she just opened.

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    I’m betting the person injured themself to get off the plane. Maybe with their teeth. ICE was making fun of it, calling him a cannibal and dumbass Noem just believed it word for word.

    She doesn’t seem like someone who gets jokes, even bad ones.

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      I’m betting this person is entirely fictional and created to paint the innocent people they’re kidnapping off the street as deranged maniacs.

      She does seem like the sort of person to make up racist lies.

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      Noem is no dumbass, but she plays a convincing one on TV.

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    Remember when you needed proof to say stuff and have people believe you? Nowadays you can say whatever the fuck you want with fake numbers and straight up lies and people will believe you if you have any kind of charisma or authority.

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      Well they don’t have any charisma but perception differs, Right?

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      Nowadays? Isn’t this exactly what Hitler did?

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        Yeah this isn’t the first time ever

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          But this time it’s different because everyone has every chance to have full access to the information leading up and still chose pain. So there’s that.

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      I came here to post this

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      Dom DeLuise with extra pepperoni

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      Hello boys.

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    Ah, looks like the old “eat yourself entirely, so you are invisible, then when the plane is on the return flight, you poo yourself back out again” trick.

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    Kristy needs to tell me who her drug dealer is, he has some good weird shit, apparently

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      Honestly?

      She’s the trolls queen, she’s just can’t be true.

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        she currentlys ups MTG and whos the looniest.

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          Sorry, I’m Italian and I don’t know what that means.

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            Marjorie Taylor Green, horrible excuse for a human being, vile and hateful

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      kristi noem getting her brain warped from all that botox, and plastic surgery.

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    Not a single bit of fact checking in the article.

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    His name was Hannibal Lector.

    Weird shit republicans say for a thousand, Alex.

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      The “late, great” Hannibal Lector.

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    “They’re eating the cats, they’re eating themselves!”

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    Kristi, RFK Jr called. He wants his brain worm back.

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      Why are they eating the skinny guy? The big guy is far more nutritionally dense.

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    So I was initially kidding with my theory that she was parodying herself to see how far she could take it but I’m no longer sure.

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    Have you seen a man eating his own head?

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      Then you haven’t seen everything. And neither have we.

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    Pizza the Hut?

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