

Hahaha! Oh, you were serious? That won’t happen.


Hahaha! Oh, you were serious? That won’t happen.


The best part is how in the end-stages of capitalism, everything keeps getting worse for consumers. While prices go up, even. It’s awesome. /s


That’s a clever way of bringing it back to the Jews. Good job. Pro move. It’s always antisemitism, even when you didn’t think they could find a way.


Can’t happen quickly enough.


If this is real, he’s lost all street cred.


If they just made up a bunch of accusations with paltry evidence to prove it, the scandal would make headlines. “iPhone maker found to be full of shit in court!” is clickworthy gold. I don’t think your stance is very strong. Every entity tries to spin things in their favor, but you make it sound like they’d bring an empty case and they very much would not. No one starts a lawsuit they don’t think they can win unless they’re someone with no credibility and endless money like Elon Musk (see lawsuit against Apple and OpenAI) or oil companies going after environmental lawyers.


Lemme help you spice things up: Wait until you’re passing by a guy who’s super clean cut and wearing business attire. As you go by, yell: “Get a haircut, hippy!” It’s funny every time.


Perl programmers will be like gods in this new world.
Well, I think I’ve had enough. Where I used to solve the problem of the world being shit by drinking heavily, I’ve since stopped drinking. Guess I’ll have to get hooked on heroin. As soon as I’m unaware of the outside world, all my troubles can slip away.


I hate to tell you this, but the mullets were very real. It was a dark time and we’re all glad it’s in the past.


I’m impressed by their operational efficiency. Here they are, making it happen 365 days per year. Someone deserves a raise.


Recently had a meeting where the organizer was summing up that we were done when someone brought in an off-topic thing that got people joking around about nothing. At the first lull, I said, “Ok, so I guess if that’s it, everyone have a good weekend.” That worked and everyone started signing off. I hate that I have to jump in to make things end, but at least it worked.


Stringer noted that real officers do not wear ski masks.
I dunno. Depends on the agency, these days.
I hope the people directing ICE to mask up take notes of this. They won’t. If they do, they’ll take the wrong lesson from it.


I ripped 298 Blu-Rays and a smaller number of DVDs with MakeMKV. Twice because I lost the whole collection due to my own bs the first time (make sure you have excellent backups, folks). I would not go through the process a third time, but that has nothing to do with the software.


Aww, poor broken-balls little guy! What shame.


I feel pretty comfortable asking questions IRL because over many years I’ve had two friends who are openly Trans. But I want to show some support for the community, so here we go:
A train leaves the station at 9pm… 😆
Love and Respect.


Before entering a nearby subway station, Honan opened the bag and discovered a red envelope inside stuffed with cash, at least one $100 bill and several $20 bills.
What a crappy, low-ball bribe.


I hope his big balls get stomped again. And again. And again and again and again.
Smoking. Quit for seven years and picked it back up. Worst decision of my life. Was cutting back on vaping to quit when the pan happened. Allowed myself the vice for stress. Don’t plan on trying a third time. Too much effort.